Matthew H

Dreaming of MCMXCIX.

[Matthew H @MatthewIpswich]

50 years❤️

[Matthew H @MatthewIpswich]

Today my parents celebrate their golden wedding anniversary.

What an incredible achievement that is in this day and age.

I am in awe of their dedication and resilience.

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[Matthew H @MatthewIpswich]

In Felixstowe watching Roy Chubby Brown gig at the Spa Pavilion.
It’s wonderful being surrounded by likeminded, normal, everyday people, no offence was meant by Roy and no offence was taken by any of us.

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Does anyone know anything about #scratchcards?
I matched two symbols to win £5, it’s the booster I don’t understand, does this mean I’ve won £25?🤷🏼‍♂️

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Please think of your #binmen on hot days like today.
We offer ours a cold drink which is always appreciated by them. If you can’t afford that you can offer to top up their water bottles.
They’re out in this for 8 hours a day in little to no shade and often nowhere near a shop🧃🚰

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Wordle 1,831 6/6

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🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧I could’ve got #Wordle in 3 quite easily but didn’t want to play the word as I thought the toxic woke/snowflake/PC bozos cartel wouldn’t allow it. I thought this word was banned🤷🏼‍♂️

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@LucyTCWife What happened to you was an absolute travesty.
This country needs more like you.
I wish you all the best for the future.

[Matthew H @MatthewIpswich]

@andrewlawrence It takes a lot to make me laugh out loud but that joke about the Somalian did just that.
Can’t wait to see you in Felixstowe this November✊

[Matthew H @MatthewIpswich]

@IpswichTown One word: underwhelmed.

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#FathersDay

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Perfect #SummerSolstice morning😇
Cycled up my allotment in the early morning warmth for breakfast; raspberries, strawberries, carrots and peas. All organic, full of flavour and nutrients.

Get outside and make the most of it people, it’s all downhill for the next 6 months.

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I despise the National Lottery, it is pure evil. It robs the poor to feed the rich.
The recent changes were implemented to ‘make more millionaires’. In the 8 draws since the changes were made only 2 have created millionaires, for 6 of the past 8 the max payout was £1000. #con

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@andrewlawrence Andy Burnham and Keir Starmer are two cheeks of the same arse.

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Wordle 5-for-5 Challenge Complete 🎊
Wordle 1,826 5/6

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🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧 Today’s #Wordle had me bamboozled but I got there in the end. I was late to the game so missed the first couple of years but have my feet firmly under the table now.

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To my fellow #ITFC fans, the two main contenders for the manager’s job are Ole Gunnar Solskjaer and Gary O’Neil.

How do you prefer?

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@its_The_Dr To all the wokes, snowflakes and PC bozos, stick this sketch in your pipe and smoke it.

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@WeAreWST Richly deserved. A humble, old fashioned gentleman on and off the table.

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@andrewlawrence Funniest thing I’ve seen all year.
Please don’t ever change course, Andrew.

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@archivetvmus71 Green has such a gentle, androgynous voice, I could never tire of it.

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@its_The_Dr The golden days before the woke brigade wet the bed at the mention of the word ‘midget’.
What wokes don’t understand is the harder they try to push wokism, the harder sensible people will resist, hence the rise of Farage/Reform etc.

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How it started 👉 How it’s going

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@BBCBreaking @BBCNews Starmer’s puppet.