Matt Carlson

Dad. Gynecologic Oncologist. Battler of the Bulge.

[Matt Carlson @MatthewJCarlso]

@AmericanAir do better. 8 hour delay for a mechanical? That’s within your control. If you cared about your customers, you would refund this flight. Ridiculous.

[Matt Carlson @MatthewJCarlso]

Why the Texas power grid is struggling to cope with the extreme cold - Vox https://t.co/cKeQaQz7iQ

[Matt Carlson @MatthewJCarlso]

Do you drink bottled water? Read this - The Guardian https://t.co/sE5weZoVtK

[Julius Kim @Julius_Kim]

CNN shows a glimpse of the note Trump left behind for President Elect Biden.

[Rachel Maddow @maddow]

Perhaps we could also debate by mail.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Now I regret inventing time. #Debates2020

[Alton Brown @altonbrown]

I hear @MerriamWebster is updating their definition of “shit show.”

[Matt Carlson @MatthewJCarlso]

Thank you @DanaBashCNN for being real

[Matt Carlson @MatthewJCarlso]

'Sh*tshow': See Bash and Tapper's blunt reaction to debate
https://t.co/8OMyWeYFr2

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

That debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in The Star Wars Holiday Special.

[Matt Carlson @MatthewJCarlso]

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[Matt Carlson @MatthewJCarlso]

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[Matt Carlson @MatthewJCarlso]

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[Matt Carlson @MatthewJCarlso]

As good a replacement as any https://t.co/iDl64rPoK7

[Matt Carlson @MatthewJCarlso]

@pc_word I’ll be ok

[Matt Carlson @MatthewJCarlso]

Somewhat reassuring https://t.co/pXTLJ6gVjp

[Matt Carlson @MatthewJCarlso]

Yes https://t.co/fVfCIJ2XWr

[Matt Carlson @MatthewJCarlso]

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[Matt Carlson @MatthewJCarlso]

Check it out! Enter to win the Olympic Swimming Trials VIP Experience! @USASwimming #SwimTrials20 https://t.co/TfO3mnziFW

[Matt Carlson @MatthewJCarlso]

Another #sgoflyin in the books. Thanks to @rebeccaesparza for putting up with me again this year.