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[Matt @MatthewJPaul]

@SpotifyCares Hello, I haven't received a verification email after several attempts to have one sent. I've been trying since yesterday. Could you please advise?

[Matt @MatthewJPaul]

@helenrye I...I don't want it...

[Matt @MatthewJPaul]

First glance: NICE, I'll take it.
Second gla...wait a minute I just realised the name of this show...

[AstroGirl 🌜💨✨ @RachieRach429]

Type your middle name in the gif bar.
The first one is how you're feeling going into 2021.

[Matt @MatthewJPaul]

Seems reasonable that armed Trump supporters gathered outside the Michigan Secretary of State's house to intimidate him into changing the election result. Wouldn't catch liberal snowflakes being that reasonable.

[Matt @MatthewJPaul]

Oh, how times have changed.
CC: @Peter5tewart

[Matt @MatthewJPaul]

Zach Lowe's NBA articles sneaking behind the ESPN paywall is completely justified, overdue, and Matt-saddening.

[Matt @MatthewJPaul]

Love how all the Republicans are ONLY NOW all "Wow yeah this guy needs to get out, I mean what a shit show amirite?"

[Max @trashp0ster]

Monolilith

[Matt @MatthewJPaul]

@BarclaysUKHelp Morning, I've just received a text saying 'Hi, we've found an issue with your debit card, so we've sent you a replacement. Your old card won't work after 28 days, or as soon as you use your new one.' Can I please check this is a genuine message?

[Matt @MatthewJPaul]

It feels very 2020 that I started and loved Schitts Creek but then finished it and waved it goodbye forever.

[Matt @MatthewJPaul]

Damn right.

[Matt @MatthewJPaul]

@The_Big_Quiet God yes.

REAR
VIEW
MIRRRORRRRRRRRRRR

[Matt @MatthewJPaul]

@themarkdennison HELL NO. Feel like you should also learn the drumstick twirl for those repeating three-beats at the end.

[Matt @MatthewJPaul]

"You keep everything inside, LIKE A BASHFUL CLAM."

[Matt @MatthewJPaul]

@akmiska Quick, prep your SoundCloud.

[Matt @MatthewJPaul]

@themarkdennison All of the everything. The mumbling, the loud HUH, the mumbling not turning into actual speaking at a volume that stops the HUH? I woke up tired, good thing it isn't showing.

[Matt @MatthewJPaul]

Workmen outside my house:

Guy 1: *Mumble mumble mumble*
Guy 2: HUH?
Guy 1: *Mumbles louder*
Guy 2: Oh.
Guy 1: *Mumble mumble mumble*
Guy 2: HUH?
Guy 1: *Mumbles louder*
Guy 2: Oh. *Mumbles*
Guy 1: HUH?

Friends. I can't today.

[Matt @MatthewJPaul]

It's an I want the virus to disappear but I don't want to go back to the office ever kinda day

[Matt @MatthewJPaul]

I browse on fleet, da fuq

[Matt @MatthewJPaul]

Don't you even dare bitch about NHS workers getting a pay rise.