Matthew Lynn

[Matthew Lynn @MatthewLynb8]

@RayMoffo @Ken_Rosenthal That's who Dombrowski is, and has always been. He'll build you a contender, but he'll destroy your future. That's kinda what you hire him for.

[Matthew Lynn @MatthewLynb8]

@Jane_Doe82 No one is ever aliveass an idiot, which is disappointing.

[Matthew Lynn @MatthewLynb8]

@jemelehill Always liked Clyde the Glide.

[Matthew Lynn @MatthewLynb8]

@itsbighonkin Glad you are feeling better.

[Matthew Lynn @MatthewLynb8]

@Jared_Carrabis Stop feeling disrespected, and start hitting the goddamn baseball.

[Matthew Lynn @MatthewLynb8]

@ThisIsNasty_ Does he just do this for engagement?

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Ugh.

[Matthew Lynn @MatthewLynb8]

Postseason baseball for President.

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@ALadyNamedKatie 9 and a half years.

[Matthew Lynn @MatthewLynb8]

@BenVerlander Red Sox over Cubs

[Daisy @DaizyZeeX]

Someone told me I shouldn’t help spread pictures of the Cornell 7 guys, because it might destroy their lives.

Sweetie, that’s what I’m counting on.

[Matthew Lynn @MatthewLynb8]

Pasta alla Norcina. One of my favorites.

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I forgot the potatoes

[Matthew Lynn @MatthewLynb8]

@nut_history 2004 ALCS, Games 4-7.

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Any word on Ceddy's hammy?

[Matthew Lynn @MatthewLynb8]

Damnit, man?! Why even get guys in base if you're just going to leave them there?!

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Lithuanian composer and conductor Mindaugas Piečaitis led an orchestra performing a piece inspired by Nora the cat, who famously “plays” the piano.

The unusual performance was met with enthusiastic applause and a standing ovation.

[Red Sox @RedSox]

Now it's official.

[Matthew Lynn @MatthewLynb8]

@Tom_Gray_Boxing Hit him so hard that it caused his right glove to become glued to the canvas.

[Matthew Lynn @MatthewLynb8]

@roybelly Because it's busy sexually assaulting a paralegal.