Matthew Martin

👨🏼‍🚀 there has never been a sadness that can’t be cured by breakfast food

[Matthew Martin @MatthewMartn]

Mom: what's with all this fog?

Me: Dementors

[Matthew Martin @MatthewMartn]

@BergsyBergs My favorite one to date. Pure finish

[Justin Thomas @JustinThomas34]

Playoff hockey is the best

[Matthew Martin @MatthewMartn]

Imagine if Eric Ebron played football for coach Boone from “Remember the Titans”. He'd be running so many miles

[Filmore Bouldes lll @FilmoreBouldes]

When u shoot your best shot but she got a boyfriend

[Matthew Martin @MatthewMartn]

@hockenbrocht @BergsyBergs @ScharioRyan Don't let Solt see this...he'll be mad that his knuckleball wasn't included 😂

[Matthew Martin @MatthewMartn]

@BergsyBergs I hope I have a celebrity encounter like this one day But I hope it's Emma Watson, maybe she and I can have coffee afterwards 🤞 https://t.co/F8QNdX0sKI

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

TSA agent (checking my ID): "Hawk, like that skateboarder Tony Hawk!"
Me: exactly
Her: "Cool, I wonder what he's up to these days"
Me: this

[Matthew Martin @MatthewMartn]

Bring. Everyone. Laser tag, glo-golf, and bumper cars. I'll buy a slurpee for any student who beats me in glo-golf ⛳️

[Matthew Martin @MatthewMartn]

Update: she's a pro at starting an IV...but apparently her fiancé is a resident and coached her. Foiled again 😂 I lost blood for nothing

[Matthew Martin @MatthewMartn]

Super cute med student observing the anesthesiologist on our unit. If she needs help practicing her IVs on people I'm gonna volunteer 🙋‍♂️

[Dwight Schrute @DwightFalse]

Realest thing ever said. https://t.co/c5SLZJ8X8q

[Matthew Martin @MatthewMartn]

I stand by it https://t.co/9Clr8MuPXZ

[Matthew Martin @MatthewMartn]

It's great to know that the bright minds/future leaders of tomorrow, from HPBC's Crash/Herd group, are back in school today. #nomoresnowdays

[Matthew Martin @MatthewMartn]

Dear @RickieFowler hang in there man I know how you feel. 2017 is our year. Thanks for giving me my inspiration from the Ryder cup photo.

[Matthew Martin @MatthewMartn]

My dad is laughing watching funny videos on YouTube, my mom is crying about an episode on Grey's Anatomy...and I'm signing up for healthcare

[Matthew Martin @MatthewMartn]

@FakeBergsy @BergsyBergs quantity AND quality all rolled into something beautiful...friendship

[Fake Bergsy @FakeBergsy]

Shoutout and happy birthday to @BergsyBergs !! I hit him up through five forms of communication before anyone else. That's what friends do.

[Filmore Bouldes lll @FilmoreBouldes]

Hi @chancetherapper. I know you are a white sox fan but please tell me you're rooting for your other hometown team.

[Matthew Martin @MatthewMartn]

@TigerWoods if you could play in Rio, would you side more with Mcllroy (easy decision-no go), Spieth (hard decision-still no) or Fowler (go)

[Filmore Bouldes lll @FilmoreBouldes]

we can change the world

[Matthew Martin @MatthewMartn]

@mvarano3 definitely 🤔