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[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Theo Walcott asked how Manchester United's 2008 team would compete against the current Arsenal team..

Wayne Rooney's response is class. 😂😂😂😂

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Curtis Jones mugged off by some kid 🤣

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

AMAD DIALLO PUTS MAN UNITED AHEAD IN THE 90TH MINUTE! 🌟

[MUNDIAL @MundialMag]

“Babe, are you watching that Francesco Totti goal again?”

“Yes.”

[Oasis @oasis]

“This is it, this is happening”
Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST)
Dates:
Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July
Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July
London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August
Edinburgh Scottish Gas Murrayfield Stadium - 8th/9th August
Dublin Croke Park - 16th/17th August

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

The first person ever to run the entire length of Africa. Mission complete🫡

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

What is capital of Thailand?💀

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

🚨 Dog spotted at Kenilworth Road 😍

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

#ProjectAfrica Day 107: 60km

Gonna be honest the last few days have probably been some of the toughest of my life.

On day 102 I was separated from the boys & the support van after some impassable roads in the planned route.

In an attempt to find the boys at a village on the plan B route, I stumbled into a rural settlement where the chief told me I must give him money. I had none. So that went down well.

Pretty soon I found myself surrounded by lots of game blokes with machetes. Was escorted out the village into the bush. Mind was racing. I’ve heard the horror stories. Thought I might be about to become one. Emptied my bag to show I had nothing but a half eaten biscuit. Gave it to them, and ran.

Spent the next few hours bushwhacking through overgrown jungle paths. Trying to stay off any tracks until I was far away. Made it to the village on the plan B route to find the road was also impassable for the support van again.

Exhausted and dehydrated, I started heading back to the last known place with passable roads when 2 blokes pulled up on a motorbike. They spoke no English but tried to communicate I must come with them to get back to my friends.

As you can imagine, I was extremely reluctant. I also had no money, food, water, signal, data, or knowledge of where the boys were. Was growing increasingly concerned that I wouldn’t find any of these things before sunset.

So I decided my best bet was to trust that the boys had sent these guys to bring me to them. What happened next was a 7 hour motorbike ride deeper into the jungle. In my head I thought this was it. Me. The self proclaimed hardest geezer. About to get held in a Congo gulag before being ripped apart limb by limb and eaten.

So yeah. That was some going. Eventually I rolled into a village late in the evening where I was taken into a hut, and lots of men argued about what to do with me and talked about how much money I owe them (still had none).

Then the acting chief who spoke small amounts of English came, and we managed to iron things out. Get French speaking Harry on the phone, and find that this was a misunderstanding. The boys spent the next couple days trying to get together a rescue plan through some of the worst roads I’ve ever seen. Bring some money for these people, and get me back.

We made it out. And travelled back to the start point of day 102, where I ran 60km today on our new route. My head ain’t fully there right now. But we move the same way as always, forward🫡

[Tobes @TobyEvenden]

Basically

[Lancashire Cricket @lancscricket]

𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟 𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗕 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧 📝

Following today’s mascot race (footage attached) at Edgbaston and numerous accusations of cheating towards eventual winner Lanky, admin would like to say:

The game’s the game!

[matt @MatthewMills96]

@BenMills___ Wouldn’t catch that at wythenshawe amateurs under 17’s

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Bro got tackled mid proposal 😭😭

[pig @alfie_piggott]

Richard Arlison

[matt @MatthewMills96]

GDC for 1300 thanks for coming 🤝

[Marion Langford 🌠💙🇺🇦 @LallyLangford]

This is dynamite from Kaveh Solhekol on Sky Sports News. Absolutely nails it. He has the Tories and BBC on toast. Well done!! 👏 Take 2 mins and watch👇#garylineker #ImWithGary #MOTD #ToryFascists

[matt @MatthewMills96]

@BenMills___ L