Matthew Moeder

Funk music and Chinese buffets ~ University of Kansas Nursing '21

[Matthew Moeder @MatthewMoeder]

all i need is a burly brazilian man with big biceps in my life it really is that simple

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

When you realize your professional athlete son is gay but think how can we turn this into a brand

[Governor Laura Kelly @GovLauraKelly]

I have directed flags to be lowered to half-staff across Kansas today in honor of Sergeant Scott Heimann. We will never forget his dedication, bravery, and service to Kansas. I extend my deepest condolences to his family, friends, and community during this unimaginable time.

[Matthew Moeder @MatthewMoeder]

end demurity in the club!!! act like ur in a black eyed peas music video like ur life depends on it!!!!!!

[Matthew Moeder @MatthewMoeder]

guys i know im so fking late to the party on this one but blueberries are rlly good

[Matthew Moeder @MatthewMoeder]

how many aura points do i lose for being a meghan trainor stan

[Matthew Moeder @MatthewMoeder]

i want a big stwong man so he can give me lil massages everyday is that too much to ask for this pride 😡

[Matthew Moeder @MatthewMoeder]

they hate when a bitch queens out in the club

[Matthew Moeder @MatthewMoeder]

father, forgive me of my sin, i willingly streamed a morgan wallen song on spotify last night 😭😭😭

[Matthew Moeder @MatthewMoeder]

just folded my crunchwrap in half to eat it like a ny slice… i’ve gone beyond big back

[Matthew Moeder @MatthewMoeder]

weddings are the epitome of “if he wanted to, he would” bc literally he yes he would !!!!

[Matthew Moeder @MatthewMoeder]

now whose bush baked these beans exactly?

[Matthew Moeder @MatthewMoeder]

so is the stock market like diva down rn or what

[Matthew Moeder @MatthewMoeder]

my friends are all literally the funniest and i WILL laugh out loud at everything they say and also i am deeply in love w all of them oops

[Matthew Moeder @MatthewMoeder]

one might say i am my mother’s diva

[Matthew Moeder @MatthewMoeder]

not my mother’s daughter but her gay son… and that’s worse MWAH 💋

[Matthew Moeder @MatthewMoeder]

not my mother’s daughter but her gay son… and that’s worse MWAH 💋

[AARON @lidolmix]

in her what routine

[Matthew Moeder @MatthewMoeder]

like a steel plate in the road i exist simply to stress you out and piss you off

[Matthew Moeder @MatthewMoeder]

wait guys i think i miss dubstep 😭

[Matthew Moeder @MatthewMoeder]

“let them” uhhhh fk no i have control issues 😭