Matthew Murphy

Rocket ship builder,pizza expert,loves the Giants, parents. he/him

[Matthew Murphy @MatthewMurphy96]

Dead 3 days and already headlining the Hammersmith Apollo, respect #AriseAndGrind

[Linus Tech Tip @LinusTechTip_]

it's giving electromagnetic radiationnn

[Lou Stagner (Golf Stat Pro) @LouStagner]

Are you longer or shorter than the typical player at your age/handicap?

[The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub]

Great image here for staring at for ages

[Great British Getty Images @shitbritishpics]

David Cameron, leader of the Conservative Party attends the UK Premiere of 'Ben 10 Alien Force' at Old Billingsgate Market in London, England. (2009)

[Matthew Murphy @MatthewMurphy96]

@Rohansharm_ It’s called havin’ a laf m8

[Matthew Murphy @MatthewMurphy96]

Say it louder for the people in the back

[Matthew Murphy @MatthewMurphy96]

Words to live by

[Lou Stagner (Golf Stat Pro) @LouStagner]

Golf 10 Commandments:

1. Have fun
2. Play fast
3. Manage Expectations
4. Don't cheat
5. Play tees appropriate for your length/skill
6. Fix ALL pitch marks
7. Repair ALL divots
8. Rake bunker
9. Pay debts fast
10. Mark your ball (dots with sharpie)

What would you add?

[Matthew Murphy @MatthewMurphy96]

@dansearlystuff Did the new blanket you bought not help?

[Bróccán 🇵🇸 @broccantyzack]

The show is going PRETTY well!

Last night we had FIVE PEOPLE all of whom we KNEW!

It'd be great to have more people and potentially strangers (?) In the audience

If you're up in Edinburgh and fancy some late, great sketch comedy head on down

PWYW: https://t.co/bbSxRFgeAm

[Matthew Murphy @MatthewMurphy96]

Edinburgh pals, please come along to this silly silly show

[Bróccán 🇵🇸 @broccantyzack]

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER

We are doing a SPLIT BILL SKETCH SHOW with @cowtoolscomedy beginning THIS THURSDAY at @jttedinburgh

Sketch comedy is dead and so are these poor fucking shEITES

Come mourn the world's greatest art form at the late time of 11:05pm

https://t.co/bbSxRFgeAm

[Bróccán 🇵🇸 @broccantyzack]

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER

We are doing a SPLIT BILL SKETCH SHOW with @cowtoolscomedy beginning THIS THURSDAY at @jttedinburgh

Sketch comedy is dead and so are these poor fucking shEITES

Come mourn the world's greatest art form at the late time of 11:05pm

https://t.co/bbSxRFgeAm

[Alex Franklin @AlexFranklinHi]

hullo I have written out my daily schedule for you to learn from at Edinburgh Fringe, feel free to use xx

[The Edinburgh Fringe Laura Awards @TheLauraAwards]

Word of the Laura Awards has struck the news, as expected given the prestige and stature of Laura.

https://t.co/NgPLkk25hi

[Matthew Murphy @MatthewMurphy96]

@thetedhill @MrBeast @elonmusk are the numbers credible!?!?!???

[Edinburgh Fringe Rumours @EdFringeRumours]

Our dataminers dug through the @edfringe app and found the following image buried deep in the code - please get in touch if you know what this means

[Matthew Murphy @MatthewMurphy96]

THE LAURA AWARDS ARE HERE!!!!!

[The Edinburgh Fringe Laura Awards @TheLauraAwards]

Here be the facts of the Laura Awards (1/?)

[Alex Franklin @AlexFranklinHi]

Many of you have been wondering how will you know when Laura will come to your show for the Laura Awards. Allow us to introduce the official Laura Awards Twitter, where you can hear her musings and track her movements. Follow for constant vital updates.

[Alex Franklin @AlexFranklinHi]

With the Dave Comedy Awards not being at Edinburgh Fringe this year, we’ve decided to put in our own awards - introducing the Laura Awards. (1/?)

[Alex Franklin @AlexFranklinHi]

hullo come see EdFringe show
https://t.co/cYBCrZy5Tg

(Poster by @Williamandrews , photo by https://t.co/8H0movqp24!!!!)

[Matthew Murphy @MatthewMurphy96]

@PicturesFoIder I don’t brush my teeth @AWildFranklin