Matthew Christodou..

..lides - Jealous of anyone who can fit their name into a name box - IG matthewnoodles

[Matthew Christodou.. @MatthewNoodles]

Just accidentally liked the insta photo of the daughter of the woman who’s interviewing me tomorrow and now I cant decide how to kill myself

[Matthew Christodou.. @MatthewNoodles]

@BronssenDhesi Im so excited for tonight’s show now you’ve said this! Do you know what time he came on stage?

[Matthew Christodou.. @MatthewNoodles]

@pooch47 Im so excited for tonight’s show now you’ve said this! Do you know what time he came on stage?

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Can we please stop referring to the rioters as thick cunts. I’m a thick cunt and I don’t want to be tarred with the same brush as these troublemakers

[Roman Kemp @romankemp]

This video from @NorwichCityFC is the best bit of Mental Health Awareness I’ve ever seen… watch until the end.

[Matthew Christodou.. @MatthewNoodles]

Alexa, play it’s coming home

[Matthew Christodou.. @MatthewNoodles]

@hannahlt @danqdao 😂😂😂

[Matthew Christodou.. @MatthewNoodles]

@CaucasianJames @hannahlt 😂

[Egan @JE9gan]

England fans drinking the tears of the German kid caught crying on tele

[KB☔️ @KwakuorKB]

Lord forgive me for the tweets I’m about to like

[Matthew Christodou.. @MatthewNoodles]

Live images of the horses I’m betting on at #Cheltenham2021

[. @ShutupDobs]

🗣 Talk to your fucking boys 🗣

https://t.co/NTDgeb1NT5

[Dan Walker @mrdanwalker]

Congratulations on your ratings 👏🏻
Ours were good too.

In other news... I hope my boss would have dragged me off set if I’d used my platform - on national TV - to tell a pregnant woman, speaking openly about suicidal thoughts, that I didn’t believe a word she said.

[chu @chuuzus]

kendall jenner on her way to stop the riot at the capitol with a pepsi