MatthewOToole 🏏😂🎭🧑‍💻

Cricket! 🏏

Views my own; jokes too, unfortunately.

🌞🌛: Coder, Doodler, Joker, Actor
🌞: @authoritas_com PM

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@brianjohnspencr @PatrickCorrigan Well, they offered me a massive bribe and what with the cost of living now...

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@Laurieluvsmolly @SamanthaTaghoy 1. If they've already been murdered, how can the govt be committing a genocide against them? They're already dead.
2. If they've been murdered by someone, then how can the govt be responsible?

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@orlaminihane Jeez. Max Cringe. 😬

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@StrudwickEmily Er, that's great, but the question was: "Can you recommend a nice Shiraz to go with a Sunday roast?" 🍷

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@TrendlineN @UB1UB2 @grok Another tree just got chopped down in the rainforest because you asked Grok that.

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@HCLPokerShow Not shoving pre with £1710 behind, AKo as your hold cards, and £590 already in the pot, is just embarrassing. Oh, he's a singer/songwriter, not a poker Pro. Okay. 🫏

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@maxmarchione Nice. And you promise (pinky swear) you're not going to sell this data to health insurance providers so they can use it to assess risk and deny people care, right? Right? 🧐

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@RichKettle07 It's a team game. What a stupid question.

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@pokerorg Standard. Pair and nfd vs top set.

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@lewis_goodall Incidentally, you can theoretically get life imprisonment for 'Misconduct in public office' (10-14 years, more realistically). #justsaying

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@TruthtideTV @ThoughtCrimes80 I did try it. Didn't work.

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Wait, who was Farkas bringing to dinner with Epstein in 2019? 🥸🤣

#EpsteinFiles #EpsteinTrumpFiles #EpsteinFiles2026

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@TruthtideTV @ThoughtCrimes80 I don't think this works. They're raster images saved as PDFs.

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@HCLPokerShow JBOOGS is so UL on HCL.

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@HCLPokerShow @JasperMa905 @bet_105 How? Saw his hand pre? Betting patterns? A live tell?

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@CoinPoker_OFF No, it's trip Kings.

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https://t.co/6gBqIo80aM

Anyone who does this should do community service until all this s**t is sorted. They should also be fined. Right next to an f'n river too. Scum producing scum.

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@realSi_jeff Total costs b4 owner pays himself: ~£200k

Leaves £500k.

So owning a sports car is perfectly feasible.

Even a different model where barbers "rent a chair" off the owner and then the owner also earns would still allow for the owner to pay himself a decent salary.

/n

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@realSi_jeff Non-owner staff cost ≈ £80-120k (3-4 other barbers on rotating shifts)

Reasonable SW London estimates:
Rent: £40–55k
Business rates: £15–20k
Utilities: £6–8k
Insurance, accounting, booking software, consumables, maintenance: £12–15k

Overheads ≈ £75–90k

Call it £85k.

2/n 🧵