Matthew Parker

[Matthew Parker @MatthewPar38908]

@MTARDI32 @Disney @DisneyParks @Disneyland @WaltDisneyWorld @WaltDisneyCo Nobody is just in line for ToT for the drop. Otherwise you could go to any drop tower at the fair. You’re in line for ToT because of the immersive themed experience, which the drop is part of. They ruined the immersive themed experience of Splash Mountain.

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@MTARDI32 @Disneyland @WaltDisneyWorld @DisneyParks @WaltDisneyCo @Disney Why does Disney think there should be a mountain in New Orleans?

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@Savethedmagic When will Disney figure out that there are no mountains in New Orleans and change the ride back to what it’s supposed to be?

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@FAFO_TV If I went to Disney expecting Splash Mountain and all I got was Tiana’s Bayou Adventure, I’d want to jump off too.

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@Almost2Funny @kingofbrethren How did they manage to do ruin the pile of gold? They literally chose to orient all the coins the same way like scales on a dragon. The original pile looked real.

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@Parkeology Don’t you mean how AWESOME Epcot was in the 90s? The Coca Cola ice cave was one of the best parts of Disney World.

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@malenyev @noon_ta_noeta @GroovySciFi So God?

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@bluebardess This is like a fever dream Toy Story/The Boys crossover

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@EthanOfArgoCity I’m pretty sure the line is “the Jedi master who instructed me.” There is one Jedi master alive who instructed Obi Wan, and that person is Yoda. So, it’s not just true from a certain point of view, it’s literally true. Why would Obi Wan even bring up Qui Gon when he’s dead?

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@rhombhai @bestofstarwar Right. And that’s not the only Star Wars similarity to The Searchers. Here’s another one from Attack of the Clones: https://t.co/DsNX2xXxJu

The common theme is looking down on a native camp before attacking to avenge the capture of a female relative.

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@0xTib3rius Are you sure that it’s “obviously” quicker to walk 50 meters rather than to start the car?

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@rhombhai @bestofstarwar You’re right, in a sense, but it’s an homage to The Searchers. The whole scene is worth watching, but at least start at 2:00 in this video. https://t.co/bok1JOogiB

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@FacebookAIslop https://t.co/Xbo64f1vZ6

Here’s actually how you do it.

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@basedondennis TBT when I was the youngest person ever

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@Dank_Starkiller I get the joke, but nothing could save RoS.

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@MrJulianR1 How did he manage to disable all their blasters?

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@WallStreetApes That’s obviously what they consider to be all the way for a burger. It’s psychotic to put that on a hot dog.

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@TheCinesthetic Wait, why didn’t the Emperor do that in A New Hope or Return of the Jedi?

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@ShawnChittle Is this the one where Lucas suggests that Indy raped Marion when she was 11?

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@disparutoo It’s a popcorn decanter, not a bucket.