Matthew Peddie

A mess. IG: @ mattyboy.p

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I just dropped my phone cuz I didn’t want to let go of the tiny last bite of my mini beef prego sliders

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#ARSMCI @Arsenal GET THAT XHAKA OFF THE TEAM #xhakaout

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@WesternCapeGov just wondering, are you ever allowed to park over a red line?

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@OnlyMalGedagtes “Putting the genocide and world war aside, why don’t you like hitler?”💀

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I’m taking a leaf out of Zuckerberg’s book so if we had beef before, don’t worry I’m changing my name to Thomas so now it’s all gone 🥰🥰🥰

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Referring to Chinese languages (Cantonese, Mandarin, etc) as speaking “Chinese” is like hearing someone speak isiXhosa and saying they’re speaking “African”I

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@Facebook you good bro? Nothings working 😂

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Can someone please direct me to mental disorder Twitter, I don’t like how functional everyone is over here

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Social anxiety has you trying not to cough in class, knowing you’ll be fine coughing if you leave the room, but also being unable to get up and leave the room… and tweeting about it while still trying not to cough so maybe I’m just superhuman

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Oh, I love you @Spotify

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DAMN
There are some dumb ass people on this planet

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Imagine saying you’re good in the kitchen and then using an air fryer

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Why is the Rick and Morty soundtrack so fucking sexy

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If you love someone, sometimes you have to choose not to fight about something no matter how much you want to. That’s just how relationships work, but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation

[𝙨𝙮𝙡𝙫𝙞𝙖 𝙬𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙝 @rlynotvon]

ⓘ this user is tired of their country

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“Remember in 2016 when”
Yea, that wasn’t me, luv, I’ve evolved since then

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PSA: when your dog starts barking outside please bring them inside, some of us are trying to study from home.

Sincerely,
A tired uni student

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Nah y’all that was a bit sus #ENGDEN #EURO2020

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I do find it amusing how much we talk shit about our country as South Africans, and yet all it takes is one foreigner to say something bad and we go “hold my beer” and out-patriot even the Americans 😂

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How does your mom apologize?