Matthew Pizzo

Average White Guy; Cheapie

[Matthew Pizzo @MatthewPizzo_]

@HUGHmorous_ @Uncleandyy55 @BigTastyInc I’m just happy I can help!

[Hugh @HUGHmorous_]

NFC East race is HEATING UP

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@petercgroff @Rockies Why don’t you relax Peter. This kids got a cannon for an arm and is a racehorse on the basepath. Buy Rockies stock NOW. You won’t be complaining when your son is begging you for a Herron jersey! Thoughts? @akerr_7 @_Charzard @gary_mccabe_

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@Vol_Hoops Hell of a season. I’ll never forget this team. 2 time SEC player of the year @grantwiliams. Thank u for your service

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@Vol_Hoops Right back to the roots. I’d expect nothing else from this team of hard working young men. Good luck guys. I believe in you.

[Matthew Pizzo @MatthewPizzo_]

@tpergs @miacoi2 @ryanless_ @hace_jfrio @elonmusk 10,00 Leagues under the sea vs. floating in outerspace:

You are equipped with the proper scuba gear and space suit. Virtually the same feeling of hopelessness. I’m more scared of the threats of the ocean than the threats of space. There are confirmed killers in that water.

[Matthew Pizzo @MatthewPizzo_]

@miacoi2 @ryanless_ @hace_jfrio @tpergs Space
- almost inaccessible
- No oxygen
- No confirmed life that poses a threat

The ocean is more of an immediate threat to ur life. You should be way more terrified

[Matthew Pizzo @MatthewPizzo_]

@miacoi2 @ryanless_ @hace_jfrio @tpergs The accessibility of the ocean does not make it less of a threat.

Deep Blue Ocean
- no oxygen
- 90% undiscovered
- Dangerous, scary critters who can navigate w ease (5 tool athletes)
- Water is extremely violent
- Ease of access makes it more of a threat

[Matthew Pizzo @MatthewPizzo_]

@DwyaneWade @5OshadesofZay @hace_jfrio

[Matthew Pizzo @MatthewPizzo_]

@RealSlimBrady5 @sixers @andrew_josephh @BenSimmons25 @_Charzard The kid looks strong and his work ethic is thru the ruff. These Sixers remind me of the days of Doc. J and the 1981 Sixers. Clap ya hands

[Matthew Pizzo @MatthewPizzo_]

@kyle_shurmur @akerr_7 @DukeBASE @LukeRad9 @Jimbabwe_III heard he wears a hard hat instead of a helmet! And brings a thermos to practice!!!

[Duke Baseball @DukeBASE]

⬆️2️⃣ @Jimbabwe_III with his second homer of the season! Just like that, Duke regains the lead #GoDuke

[Duke Baseball @DukeBASE]

⬆️1️⃣ @Jimbabwe_III singles, steals 2nd, steals 3rd, & scores on a Justin Bellinger single. 1-0 Duke, runners at the corners, 1 out #GoDuke

[Matthew Pizzo @MatthewPizzo_]

@RealSlimBrady5 couldn't agree more

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@Jimbabwe_III @ConallMulligan wronggggg

[Crossing Broad @CrossingBroad]

Here’s an Incredible Profile on Sam Hinkie https://t.co/NqrYap9zkp

[Duke Baseball @DukeBASE]

.@Duke_SPORTSPERF Dan Perlmutter & OF Jimmy Herron talk speed development w/ the Run Rocket in today's Workout Wednesday

[Matthew Pizzo @MatthewPizzo_]

@whacka_MULL that's an extreme low blow and I'm disappointed in you #fresheyes

[Matthew Pizzo @MatthewPizzo_]

@whacka_MULL shops at baby gap #fresheyes