mattman

Actor (30 Rock, etc). Network sports sketch funnyman. Ex-pizza personality. Professional sports hobbyist. Mostly, idiot. 603 lfg

[mattman @MatthewPorter]

Hey guys! Here’s a comedy sketch I did that aired a couple weeks ago for @NFLonCBS. Was super fun to shoot this with our great team of creatives. Share and enjoy!

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Browns fans haven't felt this good in over 25 years.

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@Edelman11 Jules, wasn’t he selling Pizza Hut two months ago?

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@NYCPBA Are you clueless? It’s cops JOB to make it crystal clear that this won’t be tolerated.

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@TomBrady You sell Pizza Hut, my guy. Just stop the hypocrisy.

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@nyknicks Knicks end up losing this… you know who to blame

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Knicks the worst (probably) NBA Champion of our lifetime?

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@GerryCallahan He looks better than you do, you classless pos.

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@JimmySpencer They gave up on travels long ago

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@AdamSchefter Like if Schefter always posts way too early…

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@AdamSchefter @SportsCenter It’s official. They aren’t winning.

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@NFLFrascella Nobody likes Philly. Not even the players apparently

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@tedcruz Ted Cruz is so stupid he doesn’t recognize BBQ. How do you live in Texas?

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@ericadamsfornyc Get the fuck out

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@tedcruz That’s CRAZY high for Texas. Wtf Ted. Stop gouging people

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@stoolpresidente Portnoy supports pedos

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@realDonaldTrump He could kick your ass you fat tub of lard

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Does anyone flop/fall more than SGA? Embiid?

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@SportsCenter Probably flopped as he handed it to him

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@realpeteyb123 Murder rates the lowest in years. Get out, traitor

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@TermineRadio Get a life, moron. Don’t be a hater.

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@SaraEisen I bet you’re fun at parties.