matt potthast

never completely grew out of the pop punk phase

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

My fall plans The delta variant

[matt potthast @MatthewPotthast]

it’s a bad day to be a Busch Light

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Crazy April fools prank on my boss at the Amazon warehouse!!!

[James @CaucasianJames]

what’s everyone’s favorite escalator? i’ll start. mine‘s the hilldale target escalator in madison, WI

[GL @gldivittorio]

She was crazier than him, and more fearless, she was his queen

[μέλισσα(Melissa) @1melisza]

This remains in my head rent free

[matt potthast @MatthewPotthast]

At a loss for words. Our town is a war zone tonight. Stay inside for fuck’s sake!!

[MIKE G 🩵 @MIKEV_G]

We really just witnessed people being shot and killed on a live stream on the same roads we drive on to party down at the lake. The city is now tarnished. Fuck this. Fuck this. Fuck this.

[marcus @mjp_marcus]

X Æ A-12 get yo ass down here 😠🤬🤦‍♀️

[matt potthast @MatthewPotthast]

sounds like she may have had one too many quarantinis

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

Las Vegas Mayor offers city as "control group", "we offer to be a control group" to see how many people die without social distancing.

[matt potthast @MatthewPotthast]

pretty sure Joe Exotic would have made a better president at this point

[FKA COWBOY @_ceaux]

Homegirl got her arm ripped off by a tiger and Joe Exotic’s first move was to throw on the EMS bomber. The drip never takes a backseat. #TigerKing

[matt potthast @MatthewPotthast]

can we make Howie Mandel the poster child for the fight against COVID-19?

[matt potthast @MatthewPotthast]

is it illegal to quarantine myself at the local Culver’s? jw

[matt potthast @MatthewPotthast]

ok in retrospect the Area 51 and chicken sandwich twitter really wasn’t that bad

[vince @vincestaples]

Smh they got Gump