Matthew Hayden

"The final boss of nu-males"

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I make computers do great, but terrible things.

Ask me about Category Theory.

[Matthew Hayden @MatthewREHayden]

"You wantonly and knowingly vandalised that statue of Paddington, a refugee, and a figure beloved by all around the country, which is why I have decided to hand down the maximum sentence of 15 years, without remand."

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@feelsdesperate Damn, Obama targeted.

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@Sargon_of_Akkad Aye, you should be a bit more grateful for the unstabbed parts of your body

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@ArchRose90 I've always wanted to visit Jung's and Von Franz's towers in Bollingen

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@K_Niemietz

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@VeriteCourses @fifa There was a push, but this is obviously a dive.

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@MythoYookay You're only supposed to go to A&E in a real emergency

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@AuronMacintyre Historical?

What is he smoking?

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@CharlotteCGill £24t is 12 times our domestic product.

This would be worse than the treaty of Versailles.

[Matthew Hayden @MatthewREHayden]

@BrownLesley784 @CharlotteCGill What about the Mauritians who sold their countrymen into slavery?

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@mephistophalic Are you calling Destiny gay?

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@MythoYookay KEEP IT DOWN YEW, SUM OF UZ 'AV 'USBANDS ON NIGHTS

[Matthew Hayden @MatthewREHayden]

Scientists are willing to believe in things they can't see such as "Dark Energy" but are unwilling to believe in observable facts such as The Resurrection.

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

@WKCosmo I once calculated that the mass of the observable Universe, including the contribution from dark energy, is equivalent to 5 x 10^54 pints of bitter.

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@kqlxe Mid-air refueling

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What until he hears how the Chinese say "that one" or "err".

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

iShowSpeed thought his Japanese friend said the “n-word” while looking at his tats until he realized he was talking about “Nika” from One Piece 😭

[Matthew Hayden @MatthewREHayden]

@south_eastone I didn't want to scratch my van, alright?

[Sonny @thehonestletter]

A UK family where both parents work full-time, pay full council tax, and earn enough to be 'doing alright' on paper, can't afford to take their kids to the Tower of London on a Saturday in 2026.

Two adult tickets and two child tickets at standard price comes to roughly £100. Add £40-£80 in train fares and £50-£70 for lunch — that's around £200 for a single Saturday at one tourist attraction in their own capital city.

A family on full Universal Credit, living in subsidised housing, paying no council tax, can take the same four people to the same Tower for £1 a ticket — £4 total — under the 'inclusive access' schemes most major UK attractions now run.

The working family pays the full £200 day out AND covers — through their taxes — the £196 discount the benefits family gets on the same trip.

Whatever the original intention of those schemes, this is the structure most UK working families are now living inside. Pay the full bill, then watch the people next door enjoy the day out you can't take your own kids to.

[Matthew Hayden @MatthewREHayden]

@shitbritishpics Another Fauci psy-op

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@Rainmaker1973

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Another act of constitutional vandalism by the decadent Blair government.

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This was only done during a division, ackshually...

[Royal Central @RoyalCentral]

Did you know that until 1998, if a Member of Parliament wanted to make a Point Of Order, they had to wear a top hat.

The Speaker would not hear them unless they were wearing the 'talking hat'.