Matthew S. Hiley

Just published my 3rd book, Baseball Dads. If you like sex dressed as superheroes, vigilante justice, children's sports, and the f word, you'll like it.

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Please help save veteran lives. Please repost this until it reaches our Commander in Chief, President Donald Trump. Donate now at https://t.co/Gr5ACxeggm.

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@junior_miller SH: I’m a really good drunken slap-boxer, but not tough. Could I land a slap on current Tyson before I got KO’d?

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@junior_miller listen to the Rick Springfield version of Baker St!

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@gordonkeith you should hear the Rick Springfield version of Baker Street!

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@joerogan fucking epic show in FW last night… holy shit… so fucking great… HAF Loungewear is sending you gear STAT.

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@junior_miller thought you would enjoy…

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@gordonkeith oh’s!

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@CaptAndrewLuck You were my first fantasy pick. F**k the haters. Be happy and healthy. I wish you the best. Godspeed, amigo. You’re always gonna be a hero and badass. Be healthy above all. And 🖕🏻🦅

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@corbydavidson Don & Larry are still alive.

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@corbydavidson Fuck no. Fuck the Blues. I hope they play this game on a frozen lake & both teams fall through the ice.

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@cindymccain Your husband was amazing. He was a hero of mine. He was an exceptional role model for my kids. God bless him, you, and your family.

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@MeghanMcCain Your father is an amazing role model for my children. I’m grateful for his life of service. God bless him, you, and your family.

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@TBrockermeyer Nice work Tommy! Got lots of fam up there! Awesome place!

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@CincoDeMino Dude, they make Green Machines for adults now! Sorry if this posted twice. My WiFi sucks ass.

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@CincoDeMino Dude... they make Green Machines for adults now!

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@gordonkeith So he dies. Thanks, man.

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@DineshDSouza I’m a 2nd Amendment guy, and you’re a piece of garbage for saying that. Your lack of compassion is astonishing.

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#MonsterJam

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#onepride