A Pakistani man was squat-shitting on the pavement in downtown Frankfurt yesterday.
People were giving him dirty looks. One man muttered “Disgusting.”
“Leave him alone! It’s his culture!” I shouted as I ran over.
I felt sorry for all the racism he had suffered. So I pulled down my pants, locked eyes with him, and started squat-shitting right in front of him while holding his hands.
“You’re safe now,” I said.
It was a beautiful moment of cultural connection. This is what Europe needs more of.
Have a wonderful day,
Wolfgang