Ozymandias

From KSN, SK. Studying Education at U of S. Self proclaimed Master of Cunnilingus. Enjoy poetry, knowledge, and wonder. Single as a Les Stroud matchstick.

[Ozymandias @MatthewSchnied2]

@F_s0city I didn’t even know they were two different people until a few years ago. Lol

[Erik Karlsson @ErikKarlsson65]

Thank you to everyone from my teammates to the front office to the guy on the street in this city. It was an amazing run that ended to quick

[Nicholle Anderson @xonichollexo]

A year you would think I would want to forget, but I couldn't be prouder of our team! Great year and memories that will last a lifetime!

[Duster @ChirpTheDusters]

@ErikKarlsson65 @Senators Bruins fans think you guys are #1

[Ozymandias @MatthewSchnied2]

@ErikKarlsson65 @Senators 😊

[Erik Karlsson @ErikKarlsson65]

Oh yes ! It's going to round 2. So proud of the team and all the effort we put in this series ! @Senators

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Ozymandias @MatthewSchnied2]

#fuckemmastone

[Brittany ❤️ @mamato3babes13]

Beyoncé performance was so annoying!! Was she trying to be Jesus and the Virgin Mary or something

[OsmosisJones🦠 @Tuhkneeuh]

Yall soo annoying when it comes to Beyoncé.

[Sydney Golic Braunecker @SydGolic]

Beyoncé is annoying as hell. There I said it. Yell at me.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Guess it's true what they say: you can lead a girl to books about the rise and fall of an autocrat, but you still can't make her think.

[Ozymandias @MatthewSchnied2]

@jk_rowling I've got a crush on you. 😍

[Connie Walker @connie_walker]

Private donor steps in where government 'failed' on First Nation suicide crisis, chief says https://t.co/rZq1EY6sWn

[Pierre LeBrun @PierreVLeBrun]

Sens also announce that San Jose retains 30 percent of Wingels salary https://t.co/GobMgBfCe3

[Vsauce @tweetsauce]

Paradoxically, one must chill OUT before one can be chillIN'

[Ozymandias @MatthewSchnied2]

RIP #vaginasoutforjosephine

[Ozymandias @MatthewSchnied2]

How do you forget negativity? I can't sleep!

[Ozymandias @MatthewSchnied2]

@tweetsauce @donttrythis Yeah Michael! Come to Canada. 🇨🇦