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I am a free range Nerf Herder

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Me…

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@MarieyekcSkye Your ass gives me amnesia… What was the question again?

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@SkyeHigh_xoxo Your ass gives me amnesia… in a good way.

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@RileyAnderwuwgx 56.!. But you’re probably AI

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@Haileyishurrr Can I send you my Resume.?. Lol

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@Haileyishurrr Better now.!.

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Next time you think outside of the box… Turn around… Put postage on said box… And then send it around the world.

Mine came back filled with pictures of scantily clad lady’s… I’m not quite sure what that says about me.
#stillalive

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“Hype•Space… no R”

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The current administration… Really is a reality TV show. Just without the confessionals.

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“ Superlatives“

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@Haileyishurrr Your ass gives me amnesia… in a good way 🤪

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Someone asked me today why I don’t do DMT… I don’t do DMT because I don’t want to speak to God because I masturbate way too much.

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@Camilla_112233 I mostly smoke weed

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I got this idea at 7:42 AM…
I want to learn how to say “Eat My Ass” in as many languages as possible.
#Ihavegoals.

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@MarieyekcSkye You could wear a paper sack and make it look good…

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“DJT” #monkeytimes

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“TRANZ” #monkeytimes

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@MarieyekcSkye D.O.M dirty old man

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“PSA#1… Go Fuck Yourself” #monkeytimes

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@stonersvilla Strawberry Leprechaun 🍀