Matthew Thomas Meade

Fiction Writer / Parent / Misanthrope. Stories in @thesunmagazine, @BourbonPenn & elsewhere. Strip Mall: Stories available from @TailwindsPress

[Matthew Thomas Meade @MatthewTMeade]

@spildrejordet @FranziaMom Listened to it for the first time in a record store listening station because I read a review on https://t.co/GPVL3769HC and it sounded ok. Stood there weeping with my headphones on for an hour.

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@thinkingshivers You think you can take them bullets or leave 'em, do you? Just save a few for your bad days? Well, now, we all have those bad days when you can't shoot for shit. The more of them magics you use, the more bad days you have without them...

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@KemalOnor Yes, but I just stopped reading Sally Rooney so I’m good.

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@Sp4830651473090 @LuminancePhotos @JoshWalkos Now, hold on a second. A year and a half? I heard there are no wait times like that in America. You must be in some socialist country like Canada.

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@thejohnyohe @LibreOffice Thanks. Consider me libreoffice curious.

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@_motherslug @conzmoleman That was the first thing i thought when i saw this.

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What do people do if they actually need Microsoft Word to work? Is Word Perfect still a thing?

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@LuminancePhotos @JoshWalkos A disputed medical charge of 75 dollars can fuck up your credit even if it’s not supposed to. They will send you to collections.

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@washghost1 The pretzels are the worst one to me. 25 bucks for some ass

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@thedrevlow @Wigleaf @sarpsozdinler Sounds about right.

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@thedrevlow These fuckers.

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@TukiFromKL None of this is surprising to anyone who has read any of his awful books.

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@Birfmas132355 @interesting_aIl Came here to say this. The reason they are standing is no one wanted to mess with him on the ground.

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@DR_Horseshoe @MISTERBULLBULL You can go wherever you want, now.

[BULL @MISTERBULLBULL]

"I grab the ice bucket from the dresser, but there’s a thumb in there, so I don’t want to use it. I check my hands to see if it’s my thumb, but it isn’t." @MatthewTMeade https://t.co/QfE9lyHgSs

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Why didn’t anyone tell me Google Maps doesn’t work anymore?

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The most fucked up part about We’re All Going to the World’s fair is that annoying ASMR video in the middle of it. Stop making that sound with your mouth, weirdo. #WFC

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Trump is gonna find a way to ruin the World Baseball Classic with this “important message” isn’t he?

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@amykdebellis But… do they charge fees?