Matthew Tallents

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

[Matthew Tallents @MatthewTallents]

@olepbr @LuckyMe @HudMo @WarpRecords Same here

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Spotify prospa and live prospa are very different - made this mistake twice now. Fool me twice shame on me

[Matthew Tallents @MatthewTallents]

Put a 90’s tape machine sound effect on this and it could be a great interlude on a Kendrick album. “Where my mf frosty dominos”

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Tory MP Desmond Swayne slams accusations that Brexit has led to food supply chain issues in the U.K.

“If only we’d been told before voting for Brexit that it would cause frost in Morocco”

[Wycombe Wanderers @wwfcofficial]

🙌 Gareth Ainsworth: Wycombe legend.

#Chairboys

[Matthew Tallents @MatthewTallents]

@thameswater woken up to no water in Kilburn NW2, please provide update @LifeInKilburn

[Matthew Tallents @MatthewTallents]

@thameswater @LifeInKilburn woken up to KO water, nw2 please provide update

[Matthew Tallents @MatthewTallents]

@maxrushden @guardian_sport @marc_cart @bglendenning @Towno10 @NickyBandini Does Michael Oliver deserve the hate for the Brazil game (see Brazil Twitter and lazy prem fans) I thought he had a good game. Let things flow and was having none of Brazil theatrics

[Matthew Tallents @MatthewTallents]

The games gone #ARGvsPOL

[Matthew Tallents @MatthewTallents]

To the artic lorry who tried to overtake me on my pushbike on Kilburn HR: there was no need🚦 ahead were 🔴, you were speeding, passed too close, and squeezed me into a parked car. I hope you change your attitude to cyclists before you kill one. KHR needs 🚴 lanes @LifeInKilburn

[Matthew Tallents @MatthewTallents]

I would admit to any crimes rather than listen to this idiotic robotic performance again https://t.co/yDh46vdTVO

[Matthew Tallents @MatthewTallents]

What a terrible day first the £, now Maguire Dier Shaw

[Anthony Costello @globalhlthtwit]

In other news Kwasi Kwarteng on his first day as Chancellor sacks Tom Scholar, the Permanent Secretary at the Treasury who had been a distinguished civil servant for 30 years.

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@RedBullUK hardline is still on Si?

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@Josslynb_ Interesting though, when we left you either did energy, chemicals, food, or something completely random - weren’t many graduate positions in sustainability. Seems like that’s changed and they are seriously competitive

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Fascinating to hear that Chemical Engineering graduates are preferring to start their careers in sustainable technologies/carbon accounting rather than the traditional O&G routes. Without the best and brightest the industry as we know it is over - change is happening!

[Matthew Tallents @MatthewTallents]

@DaanyalD When you’re going the same destination as your housemate but he’s middle class

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How do you be in Twitter without being a nihilist…asking for a friend

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https://t.co/ra820apTHr

[AFP News Agency @AFP]

#ICYMI VIDEO: A car drives through a wildfire in central Portugal, where over 2,000 firefighters were battling four major fires across the country

[OnlyDans @DaanyalD]

Literally need to do everything to keep Braverman out of Downing Street or we’re going back 30 years