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I was raised in the forest by two gay wolves after a family camping trip went horribly wrong. They raised me to be fair. They raised me right. Thank you fathers

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Gf: what are you having for dinner?
*Me always thinking about that commercial with the weird kid dancing around singing berries and cream, berries and cream
Me: nuggets and fries. Nuggets and fries.
Gf: please stop singing like that.

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@DisTrackers I had a good couple of weeks.

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@DisTrackers I had a good couple of weeks.

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@_HitCockBottom Crap flaps?

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I'm late the party but this book is fucking awesome. I'm in the cult. Telling everyone about the good word. #DCC

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@DisTrackers @Sknova95 Just did the same thing. Posted about it. It was super lame.

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@_HitCockBottom This is from one of my favorite comic panels. Makes me want to fight every time.

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Had an appointment at the DMV friday but their systems were down so I couldn't renew. A lady gave me a card that said "anytime" and said they'd honor it. Went in today and showed em and they said scan the code. Got my number G132. Looked at the screen G82. Thanks for the card.

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Superbowl producers: Hey Joe think you can dress up for the superbowl?
Joe Montana: Go fuck yourself. You'll be lucky if I put on shoes.
#SuperBowlLX

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@DisTrackers I had a good couple of weeks. Love that Battle Beast. Just saw the south park wrestling episode. Would love to see those.

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Just watched the first episode of the new season of Primal. For the love of god can this guys life get any sadder. #PrimalSeason3

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Just me an my bro Gomi hittin' milestones. And yes I know he's dirty.

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There's no way Kali laid there bleeding out that whole time while 11 was fighting Vecna and was still alive when they made it out. She died. 11 died. I do not believe. #StrangerThings5

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I feel like Hopper and Nancy are both going to need to die at the end of this or they're both going to prison afterwards for killing all those soldiers breaking into the upside down. #StrangerThings5

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@TheCinesthetic I saw this opening day. There was one other dude in there with me.

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Gf: There's not a lot of choices here. I'm surprised by the lack of options.
Me: Dogs aren't supposed to wear clothes, babe.
Gf: YES THEY ARE! It's cold outside.
Me: of course, babe. My bad. All that fur isnt nearly enough.

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@DisTrackers I had a good couple of weeks.

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@DiscussingFilm

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@DisTrackers Are frogs usually furry? They had Fozzie, Rowlf or Gonzo to choose from and went for the one that's not furry. Pure silliness.

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About to watch this new Frankenstein movie and if they don't have a putting on the Ritz scene in it I'm going to throw this coffee mug right through my tv.