Matt Tizzard

𝟷𝟿𝟿𝟻 sᴏᴛᴏɴ ʙᴏɪ

[Matt Tizzard @MatthewTizzard]

If you're locked up inside, at least make your ears happy 💃🏻 #SoundCloud
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[Matt Tizzard @MatthewTizzard]

@elyshawillis_ @ivyluvx @BenPennock_ Woof

[Matt Tizzard @MatthewTizzard]

@elyshawillis_ @fuckedupfoods 😮‍💨 Time to 🅱️eat the meat

[Matt Tizzard @MatthewTizzard]

@elyshawillis_ @shirtsthtgohard DRUGS ARE BAD M'KAYYY

[Matt Tizzard @MatthewTizzard]

@elyshawillis_ @hourly_shitpost Same

[Leo 🦅 @hoeglizzy]

“Abortion is murder” That nigga is the size of a Mike and Ike LMAO

[Alexandra Haddow @MissAHaddow]

Paul McCartney is a great advert for vegetarianism, look at him, 80! John Lennon never embraced it and he didn’t live half as long. Makes you think

[Matt Tizzard @MatthewTizzard]

@elyshawillis_ @sweetstench I am uncomfortable

[Matt Tizzard @MatthewTizzard]

Missed the anniversary of the greatest video ever made, by a day, two years in a row 🥲

[Matt Tizzard @MatthewTizzard]

@elyshawillis_ @brndxq Oof

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@elyshawillis_ @finnuhdoit Meat gang 🥩

[amanda @pepperclanton]

look for the girl with the broken smile, ask her if she opa gangnam style

[Crazy Frog Out of Context @CrazyFrogInfo]

Crazy Frog has died.

[Lolathon @VRLolathon]

I had to do it...

[Matt Tizzard @MatthewTizzard]

@chloesmart___ I'm still so pissed about it ffs 😭

[Matt Tizzard @MatthewTizzard]

Why the fuck do 15kg bars even exist in gyms fuck off

[Matt Tizzard @MatthewTizzard]

@JUSTj03y It's a lifestyle

[Matt Tizzard @MatthewTizzard]

Still not over the fact a block of parmesan single handedly destroyed my food processor last night

[Matt Tizzard @MatthewTizzard]

@LucyJane2096 @LucyJane2096 *CAN'T BRIE-BOTHERED

[Matt Tizzard @MatthewTizzard]

@LucyJane2096 I literally can't be bothered to think of a pun but u deserve a slap for that x