Matthew Trusner

[Matthew Trusner @MatthewTrusner]

Hey, JD Vance, your wife hates you.

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

Epic cringe alert.

Who the fuck says “Good to see ya” to their pregnant wife? She literally recoiled when he touched her knee.

[Matthew Trusner @MatthewTrusner]

@TrevorWilliamsX @OSmithCollector Same size as other cards.

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@Moonlight_myths F( gk^'11++^19%/^

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@DrewStubbmuffin Happy Birthday!

[Matthew Trusner @MatthewTrusner]

@DrewStubbmuffin Yearly reminder that she's the best.

[Matthew Trusner @MatthewTrusner]

@DrewStubbmuffin @StevenOrtlieb The amount of money we would all pay to read it.

[Matthew Trusner @MatthewTrusner]

@BT_Schwartz @DrewStubbmuffin Perfect! Lol

[Matthew Trusner @MatthewTrusner]

Definitely not me FREAKING OUT sitting next to Lin-Manuel Marinda and Andrew Lloyd Webber last week at Sardi's in NYC. A totally normal experience. Are those veins popping out of my head? By the way, Mr. Miranda paid for dinner. #respectyourelders
@Lin_Manuel @OfficialALW

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@DrewStubbmuffin

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@DrewStubbmuffin you down? I miiiiiiight have to go to Seattle. This would make me buy plane tickets.

[MLB @MLB]

The Mariners will have a souvenir ferry food boat at home games in 2026 ⛴️

You can get chicken tenders, fish and chips, crab nachos and more in the exclusive ship container

This comes in celebration of the 75 years of the Washington State Ferries system and 50 seasons of the Mariners

Fans can also hear the ferry horn sound every time the Mariners score ⚾️

[Matthew Trusner @MatthewTrusner]

@DrewStubbmuffin Also same

[Matthew Trusner @MatthewTrusner]

@DrewStubbmuffin Same

[Matthew Trusner @MatthewTrusner]

@DrewStubbmuffin This sucks. I'm sorry you are going through this

[Matthew Trusner @MatthewTrusner]

@DrewStubbmuffin OMG!!! Yes to all of this.

[Matthew Trusner @MatthewTrusner]

@DrewStubbmuffin Nobody, and I do mean NOBODY, ever needed to know this information.

[Matthew Trusner @MatthewTrusner]

@DrewStubbmuffin @Willie700WLW Calli, doing the Lord's work (as always).

[Matthew Trusner @MatthewTrusner]

This is the AI I could get behind.

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

John Hughes defined the 1980s movies. A retrospective.

[Matthew Trusner @MatthewTrusner]

@DrewStubbmuffin "and how it could have been better?" That's terrible.

[Matthew Trusner @MatthewTrusner]

@STLWizard, Happy Birthday! I hope you have a great day.

[Matthew Trusner @MatthewTrusner]

@DrewStubbmuffin This is absolutely incredible. I'm on pace to have my best year at 35 books. I can't imagine doing 6x that number.