Matthew Tuhkor

This account is more for me than it is for you.

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I had a dream last night that i was a middle-aged european women who opened a breakfast diner in her house and was rude and cranky to all the customers and then this one guy complained about his food and got violent with me and i was gonna seduce him then kill him but i woke up.

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Does anyone else like to watch porn at the gym as a motivator? #iwannalooklikeTHATho

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Had a dream last night that i was dating a girl. Good god, she was annoying. #CanigetaGayMen

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I thought there was a worm in my bed! Turned out to just be a rolled-up half-melted chocolate chip.

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#NewProfilePic

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THE SEX AND THE CITY MOVIE IS ON NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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@marleeeneee THE CURSE

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The only people who tell me to shave/trim my beard are middle-aged women. #NotMyTargetDemographic #NewProfilePic

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Day 91- just ate a whole pizza and pint of ice cream in the span of 20 minutes WHERE'S MY TROPHY?

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@SbQuis WHOOP LADY GAGA

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@alex_lebron2 @RuPaulsDragCon Noooo!!!

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Day 55- When the moon was shining bright before morning, i made a deal with the stars to keep holding.

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Like my great grandmother use to say before losing both her shoulders gangrene "Shimmy shimmy quarter turn, take it back to sqaure one."

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Dreamt that i had a rich relative who's dryer would wrap my clean clothes as christmas gifts when the clothes were ready. #christmaseverday

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Also, i was Vanessa Anne Hudgens in this dream and my hair was layered with green.

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Dreamt that i would blackout everynight and wakeup somewhere different. Once i wokeup in jail, the next on a train that shipped cattle.

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Matthew better come back and take down these shutters! ☝🏼#HERricaneParty #HurricaneMathew

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The secret to being a skinny #fatty is to eat as much as you want, and then laugh even more than that. #gainz #stayfatty

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Listen to music when youre feeling unmotivated. #theuniverseisonyourside