Matthew Walker

Seeking sarcasm in a world full of ambition.

[Matthew Walker @MatthewWalgu]

researched it. You don't draw your two gods kissing unless they're cannonically married.
Fandom; that feral unhinged feeling I get when I see an angbang (morgoth x sauron silmarillion, for the uninitiated) fanart. Have I made them a shrine? No. Do I worship Manwe or Varda? No.

[Matthew Walker @MatthewWalgu]

can you keep it down, child of God,
born & surfeited with their death-hot rambles,
stories & gossip & fuckall.
there is a winter disease that runs in your blood, cooling foam in the ichor.
bronchitis is thick & heavy in your grandmother’s throat.

[Matthew Walker @MatthewWalgu]

Apologies I forgot to post it yesterday as I should have, but it's up now XD

[Matthew Walker @MatthewWalgu]

As the sun slowly dipped below the horizon, the sky transformed into shades of lavender, violet, and deep purple. The first stars began to appear while the town below glowed with warm evening lights.
For a while, no one spoke.
The silence was comfortable.

[Matthew Walker @MatthewWalgu]

Facts. Jus break their plates 🍽 because they won't be coming home for dinner anymore.

[Matthew Walker @MatthewWalgu]

Bright days, brighter skin with Garnier Vitamin C! @Garnier Singapore #garnier #GarnierBrightComplete #madetofeelgood #GarnierSG #GarnierSkincare @donnacampbamh 💯

[Matthew Walker @MatthewWalgu]

2026 ... the year we become delusion-ally optimistic
2026 is the year we become delusionally optimistic. I’m sharing my realistic and totally irrational New Year goals, how I’m manifesting my dream life, and why 2026 is already feeling iconic.

[Matthew Walker @MatthewWalgu]

13kg 빼는 동안
샐러드는 거의 먹지 않았음. 근데 오히려 이 방법이 더 오래 갔음 Translate

[Matthew Walker @MatthewWalgu]

@EmilyLopezbbvh talent like this doesnt come around often and it deserves all the recognition

[Matthew Walker @MatthewWalgu]

@Lumenix0 i stared at the top for way too long trying to figure this out

[Matthew Walker @MatthewWalgu]

@NancyBrownkjtb does she post stuff like this often or was this a one time thing

[Matthew Walker @MatthewWalgu]

Nhớ ghé Yamaha Town bảo dưỡng định kỳ cho xem êm nha các bác 🤗 @Yamaha Motor Vietnam #Yamaha #YamahaTown #Phutungnhanhchong #Dichvutantam

[Matthew Walker @MatthewWalgu]

and i even got left on delivered😂has any of you ever met someone like this? as if i even offered my help, be the last time i do #funny #text #ungrateful #rude #fypage @karennelsoaey7 ☝️

[Matthew Walker @MatthewWalgu]

Happiness is not about having everything, but appreciating what you have.. 🥹🫶🏻🫠

[Matthew Walker @MatthewWalgu]

@EmilyMoorets @PatriciaWifq i can't unsee what's happening in the mirror once you spot it

[Matthew Walker @MatthewWalgu]

Haa, finalis AJL kita dah buat trend Jalan-Jalan Dengan Sepatu Rodaku, korang pulak try buat version korang sendiri! #ohbulan #jalanjalandengansepaturodaku

[Matthew Walker @MatthewWalgu]

Most popular Sanrio character of 2026? #sanrio #japan #tokyo

[Matthew Walker @MatthewWalgu]

portugal 🇵🇹 song ❤️🫶✨️🔥 portugal fanns follow me 😭 🔥 💔 #portugal #1000kveiw🤘🏿🤘❤️🖤 #viralvideo #fyppppppppppppppppppppppp #ronaldo

[Matthew Walker @MatthewWalgu]

My lovely wife. I love you, honey. I miss you. I wished we could be together through the days of my life together and have so much fun together as my wife. This is Prince Hamdam Fazza, your love. Love you with all my heart 💕♥️♥️♥️♥️💕💕♥️♥️❤️❤️❤️❤️