Matthew Grego

The Holy Triumvirate: Film, Literature, Guitarz. Also Beets, Bears and Battlestar Galactica, and shit puppets.

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander fell OVER 45 times vs. the Spurs

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Let's prectice 🏃🏻

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

Cat chase POV

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@dwbwriter Is that by Jesuit?

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Runnin round the house with a dip up in my mouf, misbehavin’

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The golden girls have been looking for hoochie daddy’s this whole time.

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Butter the toast, eat the toast, shit the toast. God isn’t life relentless.

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Baby Lionel is eating dirt.

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Oil for my little slutlamp.

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Cloth is just little hairs!

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What?! There’s no book club?!

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Wedding cake… anchovies on half.

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Dick watch hanging low.

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There’s something amazing about a quiet beer alone in a bar.

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I love when fruit flys suicide themselves into my wine.

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Zucchini is objectively the best vegetable to cut.

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Pitching woo.

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This lady is frantically having a conversation with a Pomeranian.

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Watchmen is a near perfect adaptation.

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Orson’s Beetles.