MatthewWilliams🇨🇦

I-I'm Matthew! or Canada 🇨🇦 m-my favorite sport is hockey, and no one notices me. I-i also have a pet polar bear named Kumajirou. (author) @NoelDraws

[MatthewWilliams🇨🇦 @Matthew_Canada_]

//Im putting this account up for adoption, i dont have the time to keep up with it, so if anyone would like it, dm me and ill give it to you

[déia @partygirlu2]

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[MatthewWilliams🇨🇦 @Matthew_Canada_]

//My Katze just had her Kätzchens!! There all so cute!! Five beautiful kittens!!

[MatthewWilliams🇨🇦 @Matthew_Canada_]

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I HAVE AN ART ACCOUNT!!!
On this new account i take requests and commissions from anyone, and ill draw what they ask!!
@NoelDraws is the account! I hope to see commissions coming in soon from everyone!!!//

[my uncle’s meme stash @myunclesmemes]

me irl https://t.co/XkuNSiKkDL

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

"Bohemian Rhapsody" and "Hey Jude" were recorded using the same piano.

[MatthewWilliams🇨🇦 @Matthew_Canada_]

//this account is pretty much borderline dead.....

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

Sometimes people ask us why we don’t write “normal�� songs.

But the songs we write are OUR normal.

Live your normal.

[MatthewWilliams🇨🇦 @Matthew_Canada_]

//man I haven’t posted anything in ages.....

[Iηνєηтσя σƒ тнє Ɗαηιѕн @KingLegoman]

⎡ ♔ Mαтнιαѕ ƘøнƖєя ♔ ⎦

♚ Friendly Admin

♚ 8 Years Experience; new to the Twitter fandom

♚ Posts occasional art and will accept requests

♚ Open to crack or lit

♚ Okay with people walking in on threads

✟ RTs are appreciated ✟

Read thread for more information.↴

[camila @camila__vinson]

Someone answer the phone

[Fact @factttsss]

A German author wrote a novel in which Hitler wakes up in modern Berlin with no memories since 1945 and becomes a comedian.

[Fact @factttsss]

Canada produces 85% of the world's maple syrup.