Matthew Cook

[Matthew Cook @Matthew_Cook15]

@0d8dea17a ratio

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

USA!!

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Only if you're Ryan Nicey

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

As the weather is so hot I asked the Hermes delivery driver if he'd like a bottle of cold water. When he said yes I dropkicked it over a fence into my neighbour's rose bush and told him I'd left it in a designated safe space.

[Blaze @FaZeBlaze]

Black Ops 1 has been out for 10 years and this might just be the best thing I've ever seen

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

Martin Lewis when the train ticket inspector comes round

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

I’m ok guys thanks for your concern

[Harrytw @mancbast3]

Where’s he been to replicate us? Creamfields?

[josh🌴 @joshhbyrne]

Bruv😂😂😂 I thought this was someone taking the piss

[Lux @Callux]

Merry Christmas 💛

wanna give back to you guys for all the support over the last year.

5 ethereum ($20k) to someone who retweets this

best of luck

[Jon Kay ☕️ @jonkay01]

Double-vaccinated contacts of Covid cases are told to:

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

I’ve found someone to do all the long lens staring at the sky shots on top of mountains for the next series. Nobody will notice.

[Steve Bugeja @SteveBugeja]

Currently watching a lady do a lateral flow test while ON the central line. It’s going to make Bond Street to Notting Hill particularly tense.

[Jeff Bezos @JeffBezos]

Leo, come over here, I want to show you something… @LeoDiCaprio

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

!!

[Juice @juicecrypt0]

I don’t get how Elon can run 4 companies, have 6 kids with 2 different women, trying to get humans to Mars, and still find time to respond to poontapper63345 on how Bitcoin sucks

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Hi Sean, unfortunately we currently do not fly to Istanbul.

Seeing as you are a Liverpool fan, we doubt you'll be flying there any time soon either.