Matthew Demel

Just here to sweep you off your feet and make this world a better place.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

When my family asks me at Thanksgiving dinner why I don’t have a girlfriend yet

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[Matthew Demel @Matthew_D852]

Missin my doggo extra tonight

[Matthew Demel @Matthew_D852]

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[Fake Willie Wildcat 🌾 @FakeWillie]

Look at the shame on this poor dog’s face. As a cat normally I don’t defend dogs, but this has me hearing that Sarah McLachlan song from the ASPCA commercials.

[Matthew Demel @Matthew_D852]

“I don’t know where I’m going, but I promise it won’t be boring”

[Matthew Demel @Matthew_D852]

I need to find a girl who likes to hunt. Not just the idea of it either, one who actually goes out and does it.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

I like guns. Americans like guns. Guns are a useful tool. But if you idiots don’t stop killing people, they’re going to take them away from us. Seriousy, stop killing people. Just f🇺🇸cking STOP.

Sincerely,
- Millions of responsible gun owners

[Matthew Demel @Matthew_D852]

Damn I got it all.... where all the white women at?

[Matthew Demel @Matthew_D852]

One day I’ll find what I want from a girl. Until then catch me riding solo.

[Matthew Demel @Matthew_D852]

When you get off work early, showered, and super eaten all you can think about doing in your extra time in the evening is sleeping. 😴

[Matthew Demel @Matthew_D852]

Gotta love not being able to sleep...

[Matthew Demel @Matthew_D852]

Big plans brewing for 2019. I’m just praying everything falls into place. 🙏

[Matthew Demel @Matthew_D852]

Have spent the last 6 hrs watching Game of Thrones..... whoops. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Matthew Demel @Matthew_D852]

I could retweet stuff all night about how Bob Sutton needs to go 😂

[Wildcat Victory 🌾 @wildcatvictory]

My thoughts on Bob Sutton:

[Dylan Braun @dylanbraun22]

*Offense puts us in a position to win

Bob Sutton to his defense:

[Wildcat Victory 🌾 @wildcatvictory]

No Chiefs fan should panic, yet.

The Chiefs can still clinch home-field advantage throughout the playoffs with a win at home against Oakland.

However, the defense is to blame in all 4 of the Chiefs losses. A change needs to be made to light a fire, IMO. #FireBobSutton

[Matthew Demel @Matthew_D852]

I’m sorry but I think it’s time....... Bob Sutton you gotta go!!!

[Matthew Demel @Matthew_D852]

Darrell Williams being an absolute stud right now!!! #ChiefsKindgom

[Matthew Demel @Matthew_D852]

Yikes, I might have a problem. Found some hunting rounds in my bed.... time to do some cleaning since rifle buck season is over.