Matt Ford

how you gonna do it if you really don’t wanna dance?

[Matt Ford @Matthew_Ford]

Does this look like a man that was in the biggest band of all time or a man that was selling his music out of his boot at the Eumundi markets?

[Tim Hewitt @TimHewitt]

I've seen enough, arrest all of "Blatchys Blues"

[Matt Ford @Matthew_Ford]

“People like Mr. Pickering and Ms. Tame prey on people’s vulnerabilities: they prey on fear, they prey on anxiety, they prey on all of the elements that contribute to uncertainty in society,”

ABC Chair Kim Williams probably

#jre

[Matt Ford @Matthew_Ford]

@DominikFascist @levfercomedy Dude it’s a live roast and he’s hosting it. You think he’s gonna work on bits about Kevin Hart and those other knuckleheads the way he works on his own act throughout the year? Deluded.

[Matt Ford @Matthew_Ford]

@Lord_Beesus Ok migaloo.

[Matt Ford @Matthew_Ford]

Wasn’t thinking about how much I missed Buzz but this is good gear. So good to see Mahoney pump em, always liked him at the dogs that was like cancelling Seinfeld after the 3rd season.

[BUZZ ROTHFIELD @BuzzRothfield]

I’m retired.
It actually your job to say how your mate Gus and Ciraldo have completely stuffed up. Poor recruitment. Poor coaching.

[Matt Ford @Matthew_Ford]

@debritz 4BC a full blown Liberal Party Branch meeting, ABC full of left wing nonces. The only decent talk radio was that Bona guy on Triple M. I have a full time sports station now in SEN. I don’t need those nerds anymore.

[Matt Ford @Matthew_Ford]

@deergirl7397 @gothamgrrls Yuck my teeth hurt just reading your dumb comment.

[Matt Ford @Matthew_Ford]

Whenever I’m in a public place like a bus or a smokers area & some shithead starts playing music out loud off their phone I immediately pull out my phone and start playing the theme for “The X-Files” at full volume to throw them off. These turds need to be clowned out of society.

[Karate Warrior II @me_dc]

THANK YOU, ALEX JOHNSTON!

*We will never, ever, have to listen to gronks in the media (not the good ones) endlessly asking “Should fans run on the field?” for three months straight.

[Ziggy @oasismaxxer]

Due to inflation it is now Cigarettes or Alcohol by Oasis

[Matt Ford @Matthew_Ford]

@ZacBailey14 @9NewsSyd FAMOUS LAST WORDS…

[Matt Ford @Matthew_Ford]

@FrauGosling @Peter_Fitz He’s charismatic. Not that hard to wrap your head around. You call him a misogynist but framing people like that doesn’t impact on the actual audience that is on the edge of their seat as he spouts off. Grow up. Your big words mean nothing to someone driving in peak hour traffic.

[Matt Ford @Matthew_Ford]

@Freddy717263 @yeahmateright @Katzo60 @NRL Those records have been getting broken every five years or so. When do you do the pitch invasion for games played…when the record breaker runs out we all run on haha.

[Sh a de @thisdopenose]

People talk about Morrissey not being part of the reason why The Smiths were so amazing the same way they talk about Jerry Seinfeld not being the genius of Seinfeld. It’s just factually and objectively not true. You don’t have to like either of them but come on

[Matt Ford @Matthew_Ford]

@debritz Pretty torn up over this. My childhood memories hitting me like a cement truck. He was doing his Wayne Bennett impression on a ad that has been running on SEN recently and I couldn’t wait to ask my father if he’s also heard it. I hope they keep running it but understand if not

[Matt Ford @Matthew_Ford]

@me_dc The Silver Surferz

[Matt Ford @Matthew_Ford]

@ThatchEffendi Honestly…fuck off. It’s music and it is catchy even if you think it’s corny which I do. Acting like this is absolute trash is just hipster gatekeeping nonsense that just leads to more hipster nonsense ironically just like this gay catchy song.

[Matt Ford @Matthew_Ford]

@OasisPodcast It’s about a perfect pour of a pint. The head/top is small and you turn away from the bar and make it happen.

[Matt Ford @Matthew_Ford]

I gave the ‘For You’ section so many chances but I think vagueposting might be the final straw. Literally like stirring your own faeces in a bucket you’re about to tip over your head paying attention to that drivel.

[Matt Ford @Matthew_Ford]

@1Swinging_Voter lol were you in diapers at this time? Albo never voted for her, stayed loyal to Rudd the entire time. Won the rank and file vote against Shorten but done in by the party room. Shorten might have been a better PM but Albo deserved it more. Read a book pissant.