Matthew Geldard

Studied Product Design BSc at Brunel University

[Betsy, Beagle Ambassador for FLOE @BetsyAmbassador]

@PeterEgan6 @rickygervais Here’s a quick link to the petition, please sign and share to stop the murder of beautiful dogs and cats in Turkey:

✍️ 👉 https://t.co/G7UPyCuxCr

#YasayiGeriCek #KatliamaDurDe

#Dogs #Cats

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus spilled its load leaving New York
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, surprised, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, confounded, astonished, and numbed.

[Heather Bennett @heather_benne]

Good luck to the bobsleigh team from Shropshire in the Winter Olympics

[kate griggs @kate_griggs]

When you’re #MadeByDyslexia you’ll have lots of terrible school/college reports. But this for Lord Richard Rogers, one of the worlds best architects🤣 “He has a genuine feeling for architecture but sorely lacks the intellectual equipment to translate these feelings into building”

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

🤣🤣

[Plink2 @plinketyplink2]

Kevin & Perry at Hardwick Live hahahaha

[Krister Johnson @KristerJohnson]

Alfredo Rivera is the greatest storyteller of our time.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Nailed it 😂 👏

(via thetimingwizard/TikTok)

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

🤦🏼‍♂️

[Viz Comic @vizcomic]

https://t.co/X3OJdKZgwU

[John Barron @barronjohn1946]

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

[Kyle @kylewendland]

Herbert the vacuum seems a little dramatic

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Anderson Cooper clowning on Kayleigh McEnany gives me life.

[James Gregg @jamesgregg7]

Best bit about this is square leg and deep midwicket walking in with the bowler

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Amidst a day of grim sights, this... silliness... is a tiny delight.

[Elaine Paige @elaine_paige]

I think I need to clarify to @Telegraph readers, who may have seen the truncated headline, that the full quote is .... "I've been having cocktails parties on Zoom" ... really, matron!! #carryonisolation

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

The fact that there are warnings like "Do not drink" on bottles of bleach makes me realise that Donald Trump can become president.