a little penis and some tiny nuts

which hogwarts house has the wettest pussy?

[a little penis and some tiny nuts @Matthew_MGS]

it ain’t even that good bruv

[doomer @uncledoomer]

>"the ice cream of the future"
>30 years later, still only available in like, parking garages

[ソノ @ciiuwp]

“Now Entering: Dallas”

[W1326s @w1326s]

@HaruhiismOtaku Military uniforms should work like customisation progression. 10 kills - you can stop shaving, 100 kills - you can wear your custom headgear, 1000 kills - you can customize your uniform any way you want. Add battlepasses during major wars with free hats/clothes.

[The Notorious S.E.B. @bigseb31213]

The funny thing about this onion parody is that gamers have invented this. Players in milsim games like Arma really will haul supplies in a truck, spend hours walking around slowly, do paperwork offline to further the game

[Octorok Reviews @OctorokR]

“PLEASE, LINK. I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT ON HYRULE CASTLE'S FRONT LAWN!”

[Destiny 2 @DestinyTheGame]

Read the full blog at https://t.co/1PmLuyR3aD

For almost twelve years, we have had the joy and honor to explore the Destiny universe with you all. Through all the ups and downs, surprises and triumphs, building Destiny alongside our players has been a monumental privilege. While our love for Destiny 2 has not changed, it has become clear that after The Final Shape, we have reached the time for our shared worlds, and Destiny, to live beyond Destiny 2.

As our focus turns towards a new beginning for Bungie, we will begin work incubating our next games. To that end, on June 9, 2026, we will release the final live-service content update for Destiny 2 to begin that new journey as a studio.

Though active development may be concluding, we will ensure that Destiny 2 remains playable, just as the original Destiny is today. Many changes in this final update will aim to ensure that Destiny 2 is a welcoming place for players to return to.

We’re proud of Destiny 2, the places it took us, and the legacy it has created. Because of you all, our universe is vast, built on years of shared stories, adventures, and victories. From the Cosmodrome to the Pale Heart to the Lawless Frontier, we have forged life-long memories and friendships with you all.

We are incredibly grateful to everyone who made that journey with us.

From the deepest part of our hearts, thank you, and we'll see you in the stars.

[Zarisia 🏳️‍🌈🦖 @ZarisiaTwitch]

Breaking News:
Elden Ring does not allow players to keep cute pets.
Phasmophobia does not allow players to exzorcise ghosts.

[DiamondPugs @PugsDiamond]

This game perfectly encapsulated today's leftist suicidal empathy.

"No, man, you shouldn't kill the gigantic man eating alien monster because killing is bad and it's not his fault that it wants to kill you."

[Anchovy Enthusiast @anchover_]

"Don't view the "For You" Tab. They put something in it, to make you forget. I don't even know why I opened this app."

[Jeff Word @Urincel]

Holy Smokes! I gotta tell my weed and Funko pops about this! Up up and away!!

[woke transgender dutch van der linde @WokeTransDutch]

the trump phone when you merely mention the name jeffrey

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

British Prime Minister Keir Starmer tells Parliament he is a 'gooner'

[a little penis and some tiny nuts @Matthew_MGS]

Linux vs Windows

[Yaril Foxears @YarilFoxEren]

>youtube downloader site

[Yaril Foxears @YarilFoxEren]

>youtube downloader site

[videogame music daily BR🇧🇷 @music_videogame]

Title Theme - The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

[Ib1smal @ib1smal]

Its looking like ima need to pop this bad boy out for the summer