Matt Painter

Husband, dad, chicken wrangler. Tweets, while rare, are my own and represent me only.

[Matt Painter @Matthew_Painter]

@VerizonNews @Verizon Experienced the outage, received the text, went to the app….and nothing! @Verzon followed your instructions to a T and there’s no way to claim the credit. More incompetence.

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@KVUE Talks about parking so he doesn't call attention to himself but then makes the top story on a news website. What a stunt. Wouldn't want this guy teaching my kids.

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@KXAN_News Real hero, just dumps it out on the concrete in the rain. Good lord. Put your phone down and maybe wrap it in a towel?

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@bmotl15 Man. Yeah. It’s almost like, IDK, when the police said “disperse” I guess they meant “disperse”. Crazy.

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@LibbionFOX7 @AaronTorres_ @fox7austin Maybe when the cops said "move back" they really meant "move back". IDK, those complicated instructions are really hard to decipher.

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@statesman If you read the captions on the photo gallery from yesterday it's pretty easy to understand why the Statesman is a shell of its former self. Protesters are "peaceful" and police "marched". Selective photos used of police to paint a narrative. Zero objective journalism here.

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@baylisswagner What an incredible exaggeration. I personally walked up and down Speedway and the south mall yesterday, even stepped over some horse crap. There was no perceptible smell, and it was not "everywhere".

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I figured out how to get @UFCU to call you! Initiate an external transfer using their new online banking system! lol what??! They called to verify. And here I thought online banking was to avoid phonecalls and such. Oh well, @FrostBank here I come!

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@UFCU I can't reach your reps by phone or email. Can't enroll in your new system in spite of entering correct info, get an error message that I need to call or go to a branch, lol. I'm paying vendors by mail like it's 1998. GOOD. LORD.

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@UFCU @Nate_Mears_ Hope you have better luck than I've had. Emailed the membership address 2x and nobody every replies. Can't get through on the phone, there are 54 people in front of me. Enrolling is supposed to require about 5 pieces of basic info, which I am entering 100% correct. It dosent work

[Matt Painter @Matthew_Painter]

@CryptoMonkeyOG @dfw_gal @UFCU Agreed. I just signed the cards to move to @FrostBank , so far so good. I don't get the amateur-hour vibes I've gotten for so long from @UFCU (and tried to ignore, which turns out was a huge mistake).

[Matt Painter @Matthew_Painter]

@UFCU But that's kind of the point, isn't it? You HAVE my information. I'm a current MEMBER. And yet all the efforts to transition to this new system are my responsibility. I never got so much as an email until AFTER everyone started experiencing all these issues.

[Matt Painter @Matthew_Painter]

Well, @UFCU, that's a wrap. As a small biz customer for nearly 10 years this billpay fiasco is the nail in the coffin. Not only is the functionality gone, the communication from y'alls end is reactive, not proactive. Someone REALLY dropped the ball. Closing accounts next week.

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@UFCU taking your online billpay down for a week is bad enough, but 1) There is ZERO info posted within the system about this...you have to navigate out to your home page, and 2) How about allow us longtime customers into the new system before taking this offline? So frustrating.

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@eyesoftexas @UFCU Yep, same. Trying to run a small biz and pay bills with these jokers is not the picture of efficiency. :(

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I’d say future mechanic but with his personality it’s probably CEO 😉 @CaterpillarInc

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Thanks, @SouthwestAir, for making this little guy's first flight an awesome one! 😄❤️