Matthew Pham

Most days I do a little bit of this and a little bit of that. 🇦🇺

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@rickysynnot It's because you're normally the last one still talking at the end of the meeting Ricky!

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@AzieDee @djneilarmstrong I love when the answer is "It's math." 😂

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@TheVTran I stopped buying flowers for my mum because in her words "they die in a few days and are a waste of money".

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@mrbenjaminlaw When I first read this tweet I thought "this doesn't sound right..." But then after a quick google search it's accurate that it is indeed 33⁰C in NSW.

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@heldavidson First of all it took me ages to realise how to pronounce Emily in a French accent then kept pairing it with Paris in an Australian accent.

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@Paul_Karp Cartier?

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@pedestriandaily If we've learnt anything surely it has to be not giving these dickheads any airtime. Who cares what this has been has to say? He's irrelevant and no one cares.

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@owillis I'm from Australia and it's kind of nuts that I'm understanding what's happening with your election because I've watched VEEP...

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@_ashmip @DrDemography Yeah you come at me with a song about fried rice and we're going to have words...

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@darianrosebrook @melodyshar 2/3 ain't bad.

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@sweeneyged @dylanlindgren @googledownunder This was a great thread to read, big ups to the two of you! 🙌

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@SirajAHashmi @jaketapper I always thought Goofy was a horse and for some reason that seemed so much more plausible to me. 🤔

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@HegemonOzz @camliveshere @GuardianAus Dude, please google Larry David.

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@ImaginateWayne As long as the khlav kalash is served on a stick. None of this fancy bowl bullshit.

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@emilysears @JessicaVaugn How do you know the conversation has ended? I thought American's hanging up the phone without saying bye was just on TV shows!

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@Dribblingfish @auspost During this pandemic @auspost could have easily become Victoria's favorite brand. There is nothing better than receiving packages when you're stuck at home. Instead you're left watching your item be rerouted around the country.

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@ben0oh It's only a matter of time really.

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@samwe11er We also have a public holiday for the day before a AFL Grand final so we can remember to get a gas tank for the bbq and put a tarp up for a party we probably can't host to watch a footy match that won't be played in Victoria due to covid-19. 🤪

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@vishy_28 @emilysears Yeah nah is probably the best saying to come from Australia. It says so much without actually saying anything.