Matt Porter

[tHE.lAST🔝 @jusLikeMike911]

"Cows kill more people every year than sharks"

[Matt Porter @Matthew_Porter_]

To the 40,000 Syrians that signed up to fight with Russia. Tell me you have no other skills than strapping explosives to yourself and dying for asinine reasons, without telling me. Kick rocks and go fuck yourselves you stone headed fucks.

[Matt Porter @Matthew_Porter_]

@The 40,000 Syrians that signed up to fight in Ukraine……. tell me you have no other skills then blowing yourself up for asinine reasons with out telling me you have no other skills. Kick rocks and fuck yourselves you stone headed fucks.

[Matt Porter @Matthew_Porter_]

Some of y’all really posting psa’s on your snap stories like you think you some celebrity or some shit. Just got back to posting gym pics and videos of y’all smoking weed like a normal person 😂😂

[Matt Porter @Matthew_Porter_]

#NewProfilePic

[Matt Porter @Matthew_Porter_]

@stepherrclinton Same tbh 🤭

[Matt Porter @Matthew_Porter_]

Check out Old Time Hawkey's video! #TikTok https://t.co/CLp1ZwSSuE @shiroluxx

[Matt Porter @Matthew_Porter_]

Drop some concrete workers into the Ukraine with a tin of grizzly longcut and tell them there’s more waiting for them at the Kremlin. Those mf’ers will not only have repelled the Russian invasion but also taken over Russia by sunset 😂😂

[Matt Porter @Matthew_Porter_]

Should’ve just enlisted while we were over in the Middle East, better than getting drafted to go freeze my tits off😂😂

[Matt Porter @Matthew_Porter_]

Easiest way to end a bar brawl, just started putting boys to sleep, night night y’all 😂😂

[Matt Porter @Matthew_Porter_]

Oh well look who it is, the guys who have to give up their pro card because they used redcon1 😂😂

[Matt Porter @Matthew_Porter_]

@shiro_lul “Why hello buddy 😄”

[Matt Porter @Matthew_Porter_]

@britperc @TubbyZach Also me

[Matt Porter @Matthew_Porter_]

@britperc 🙂💜💜

[Matt Porter @Matthew_Porter_]

Can someone explain to me why the people who were criticizing everyone for living their lives during covid are now the same mf’ers who come to the bar I work at EVERY WEEKEND. Like are they offering settlements if you get this new variant or sum shit?

[Matt Porter @Matthew_Porter_]

Might just fuck around and go live at the gym lmaooo

[U @Blu_Cannon]

If they close the gym I’m an antivaxer

[Matt Porter @Matthew_Porter_]

@pedrode1998 How about my heart? 😤

[Matt Porter @Matthew_Porter_]

When she asks to go hit arms 🤭🤭

[Matt Porter @Matthew_Porter_]

@gorzlucas @Hawkryy I think you meant to say “lost in your thighs” dude is looking jacked 😯