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Obi and Max, Max and Obi

[Skip Tracer Randy @Matthew_Sass]

Does Austin wells care about hitting the ball anymore? #lmk

[Asante Samuel @pick_six22]

AJ Brown wouldn’t be able to handle my mouth in practice. He would have been left Philly fucking with me

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Skip Tracer Randy @Matthew_Sass]

@BronxBmbrz Even when weathers was like yeah leave me in and then gives up a 2 run HR?

[Bat Vibes @BatVibes]

Have you ever thought about the Pokémon definition of a “poacher”? It's basically just a dystopian corporate monopoly.

In the lore, you are branded a poacher simply for using nets, traps, or cages instead of a Poké Ball.

The entire system is a massive "Big Brother" compliance checkpoint:
• The Tech Monopoly: The law basically mandates that you must use patented corporate technology to legally interact with wildlife.
• The Global Registry: The real crime isn't the catch itself—it is dodging the database. Poké Balls automatically tag every capture to a centralized Trainer ID grid. Catching a Pokémon with a net keeps it completely untraceable and off the books.
• The Safari Loophole: People claim poachers are criminals because they over-hunt, but Ash caught an entire herd of 30 Tauros in a single afternoon. Because he paid a corporate entrance fee and used officially licensed Safari Balls, it was perfectly legal.

The Pokémon League just wants absolute regulatory control over a heavily monetized digital capture grid.

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Danhausen @WWE x @nyknicks official merchhausen 🏀👹🏀🦷

Order it now @WWEShop or…

You…Are….CURSED!

https://t.co/CnpuVZfpgU

[Skip Tracer Randy @Matthew_Sass]

Yovanny Cruz is caked up #yankees

[Skip Tracer Randy @Matthew_Sass]

Yankees closers trying to pitch a clean inning

[Skip Tracer Randy @Matthew_Sass]

Bednar with the game on the line

[BronxBmbrz @BronxBmbrz]

Watching Bednar try to lock it down is like watching each of your fingers slowly get cut off one by one with a plastic butter knife

[WILDER @wldsteppa]

Just got pulled over & threw the pistol on grandma lap shii you done lived yo life

[Skip Tracer Randy @Matthew_Sass]

Yankees have been playing like lukewarm ass recently but volpe proving me wrong has been nice at least

[BronxBmbrz @BronxBmbrz]

The curse for the Yankees having the greatest closer of all time is having every closer suck for the rest of time

[BronxBmbrz @BronxBmbrz]

That’s probably the first true “yankee way” loss of the season which isn’t bad considering it’s may 9th

[Governor Mikie Sherrill @GovSherrillNJ]

The New Jersey Department of Health been notified by the CDC that two New Jersey residents were potentially exposed to a person infected with hantavirus after that individual departed from the cruise ship MV Hondius. The residents were not passengers on the ship, and the potential exposure occurred during air travel abroad.

Both individuals are being monitored in coordination with local health officials and are not currently showing symptoms.

Risk to the public remains very low. There are no confirmed cases of hantavirus in New Jersey.

We will continue to keep residents informed as the situation develops.

[Arkansas Baseball @RazorbackBSB]

I bet your little pitching staff doesn't have these cannons

[New Jersey @NJGov]

Today, we are announcing plans to lift the statewide ban on self-service gas stations in New Jersey.

We encourage New Jerseyans to familiarize themselves with gas pumps as this change is in effect immediately, April 1, 2026.

[JL @JLas43_]

I’d just like to say how much I’m enjoying this team without Anthony Volpe

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Wells: Gloria morisoñando.
Fried: So, I’m gonna throw my sinker again.