Matthew Rex

Hasn't Pluto been through enough? TAMU '19

[Matthew Rex @Matthew_TRex]

Reasons we're roommates @zsube

[Barstool Texas A&M @BarstoolTexasAM]

BAC was WHATTTTTTT???

[Matthew Rex @Matthew_TRex]

just had the mcdonald’s worker take my mobile order and respond with “oh boy”

[danlet @evildanevil]

You apologized for no reason 37,452 times this year

[𝔹𝕖𝕩𝕒𝕣 ℂ𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕪 𝕊𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝 𝔸𝕡𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕝 @BexarApparel]

#LightTheVela 🕯 #PorVida #GoSpursGo

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

I AM A HUNDRED FEET TALL AND MY BONES ARE MADE OF SOLID DIAMONDS AND MY EYEBALLS ARE PURE ELECTRICITY I’M GONNA LIVE FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Whole Malk, now with Vitamin R @Nihilist_Yami]

Me staring at that 10th shot of rumple barely able to see straight:

[Wiosna Pustyni @Atrydka]

“You can save your entire family or watch DUNE in IMAX again”

Me:

[2/22/22BuddyEsco @buddyescobar]

Dog tried to air us out

[glamorous reptile @glamoureptile]

inside of you are two wolves

[Claudius @xclaudius]

after strangers at the library ask me to watch their stuff

[L.A.S. @SartoriallyInc]

“the bible is very personal and means a lot to me i don’t really want to get into specifics too many favorite verses both the old and new testament are equally good can’t choose honestly it’s even better than my book if u can believe it lmao” is all. time.

[SABA @sabaPIVOT]

Chicago suspending food and LA suspending Covid testing are the exact type of heinous crimes people are protesting in the first place. These mfs are real life villains. Like what type response is that

[Myles Garrett @Flash_Garrett]

😂😂😂

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

And this is why you hope that the person riding your ass isn’t the Caucasian Bruce Lee. https://t.co/U9xPoyjJOf