MOE

Fast women and slow horses

[Caro D @CDriscoll99]

The UK public: We don’t want any more immigration.

The UK Government:

[sloan @Sloanstweets]

Ralph Cifaretto apologizing for disrespecting the Bing:

[katsu @katsuxbt]

Dana White reveals people with money tried to get Joe Rogan fired

“In Rogan’s rise, he’s gone through some stuff personally too. I’ve had people call and say you gotta do this to Rogan”

“I’m like, don’t ever call me. Who the hell are you to call me and tell me who I’m going to fire?”

“Joe Rogan did the first 12 fights for us for free”

“When we bought this company, the only two who were any good on radio were me and Joe Rogan but nobody knew who I was”

“We’d get up at 3:00 in the morning, get dropped into East Coast markets, and do the same interviews over and over. Rogan and I did this for years”

“He’s been a key, instrumental part of this company. And for anybody, I don’t give a damn how much money you have, or sponsor, or whatever”

“Nothing’s happening to Joe Rogan. Loyalty. It’s the most important thing in the world to me”

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

I know this brother thinks about this every day of his life

[Hugh Anthony @TheHughAnthony]

I can’t stress enough how much of a gimp you are if you spend a solid 30 minutes running around on camera trying to get someone kicked out for making some edgy comments so you appear like a ‘white knight’ to your audience.

Ginger bloke is a muppet.

[DT @darrentill2]

Men Tik Toking and vlogging and doing end of month dump photo things on Instagram should be whipped and beaten like the fags they are

[Richard Aprile @TheRichieAprile]

Watch the Sopranos.

[MichaeloKeeffe @Mick_O_Keeffe]

Good lads, the next generation is wide awake.

[Sarmo ⚫️🟠 @sarm0161]

Love it when someone who thinks they know everything meets someone who does.

[Gerry @GerryKeogh_]

The SNP spent years demanding independence because they didn’t want Scotland ‘ruled by foreigners’ in Westminster.

Now they’re changing the rules so Scotland can be ruled by foreigners.

Every single thing this SNP is doing right now is actively harming the Scottish people.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BF44_]

Every single scroll radicalises you on this app, no words.

[Sandipantswtf @sandipantswtf]

He didn’t rape anyone or hit any women, he just drank too much and threatened a cop, which I couldn’t possibly give a shit about.

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

“You Dustin Poirier?”

“Man fuck you”

The cop realizing he might have to scrap with Dustin fuckin Poirier:

[Michael Lavelle @mikelavelle93]

Back in my day we had to keep our blazers on unless the teachers gave us permission to take them off. And if we were in a French lesson our teacher made us ask in French.

[MOE @Matthewoneiii]

Surely ye wouldn’t wanna go back anyway😂

[Matt - DRFC Shirts @MattDRFCshirts]

I had an autistic meltdown at work last week where I ended up laying on the floor and crying (embarrassing I know).

I’ve been given a disciplinary and put on a three month probation… for causing people distress.

My distress was punished for causing distress.

[Suzanne Evans @SuzanneEvans1]

Not half as traumatised as the family of the man he killed, I’ll bet.

[juan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇭 @juasanalghaib]

talking about the next Prime Minister like he's Pogba ffs

[OL @oliibrs]

Not looking forward to when it’s my turn to either be Prime Minister, manage Watford or marry Katie Price

[Holly Grayle @HollyGrayle]

Britain isn't bombing Pakistan, and yet those wretched people apply for asylum in droves.

Enough with with nonsense.