Matthew

survivor of scurvy, perpetrator of little uni lefty thoughts, pseudointellectual, uni chal pb: 22

he/him

[Matthew @Matthewr345]

I have absolutely no shame, it turns out

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

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[Chris Bryant @RhonddaBryant]

I want a General Election.

All these people should have resigned months ago. They should never have put him in Downing Street in the first place. They have been complicit throughout.

[Liz Webster @LizWebsterSBF]

Dear @thetimes

Can you please tell me why my print copy of today’s paper is different to the epaper on page 5?

The story about the PM trying to get his now wife appointed to a top job when she was his mistress has been swapped to ludicrous claims about EU judges.

[Matthew @Matthewr345]

Just did a platinum jubilee quiz on a ferry, some fucking French kid got 18/20 on our Liz and won himself a VR headset

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

They don’t make music like this anymore

[Matthew @Matthewr345]

Wordle 260 2/6

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[KekLeon @KekLeon76]

@Saberspark

[Georgia Townend @georgiatownend_]

Week 5 of #TheWeeklyVenn

[Matthew @Matthewr345]

Keen naturalist in the family

[Matthew @Matthewr345]

Wordle 215 3/6

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[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

the masculine urge to dig

[Melanie H @hamnox]

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

[Matthew @Matthewr345]

Absolutely no respect for the live musicians who choose to sing teenage dirtbag and don't even try the woman's voice

[Matthew @Matthewr345]

@quackshackwack Starling discovers subsistence farming

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

If it's important to read the small print why don't they make it bigger?

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Jason Derulo gets into fight at Las Vegas club after man calls him Usher https://t.co/EPYGutsgN8

[Grace @gracecamille_]

they banned smoking indoors when i was too young to fight back. what did our elders do? like lambs to the slaughter, they let it happen

[Matthew @Matthewr345]

"your life is the price you have to pay for someone else's orgasm"

[Matthew @Matthewr345]

The "doctor" outside king's cross preaching anti natalism and heckling pedestrians to get a vasectomy really makes the missed train worth it

[nw@l @nastywomanatlaw]

"why are you crying?"

because bears sit and look at good views