Matthew Bass

Writer, philanthropist and Sweatpant enthusiast.

I wrote words for the Ninja Turtles to speak.

[Matthew Bass @Matthewseabass]

@RyanmcgregorCHI Big changes coming to Vancouver following the success of the 2032 season

[Matthew Bass @Matthewseabass]

@CanucksArmy @TheStanchion we've entered the "Cleveland Browns" phase of fandom

[Dave “Softy” Mahler @Softykjr]

If you want the Seahawks to wear these in the Super Bowl, sign the petition..aka repost. 10k reposts and it's a 90% chance it happens

[Matthew Bass @Matthewseabass]

Dear @X & @instagram I should be able to type a movie or show into the algorithm, say like, "Stranger Things" and any and all posts related to that show should be hidden from my feed. Unfortunately my fellow users are selfish AF with zero respect for spoilers. Thank you kindly.

[Matthew Bass @Matthewseabass]

@AlanWan15 @MrSheldon I distinctly remember being in awe during the SB pitch of this sequence!

[Matthew Bass @Matthewseabass]

@TheStanchion @tspindlove

[Matthew Bass @Matthewseabass]

@FieldGulls Getting PTSD from seeing the circular urinal from the Kingdome

[Matthew Bass @Matthewseabass]

He tariff'd that ass!

[Matthew Bass @Matthewseabass]

@CanucksArmy It's about time the NHL mandates transparency with injuries ala the NFL, especially if they're gonna sell their soul to Fan Duel

[Matthew Bass @Matthewseabass]

@seanoconnz Sorta has Beecher / Schillinger vibes

[ᴢᴀʏ☆ @booyakabungala]

this nigga mentioning kendrick & baby keem is insane

[Matthew Bass @Matthewseabass]

@alibrooke4ever Not nearly enough votes for Bob Le Flambeur

[Matthew Bass @Matthewseabass]

@BrendanOBrien77 @orange_peelbeef That's no good. His arc is run, run, jump off a dam, run...

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Seth Rogen lights a giant bong to start his “Seth Smokes the Bowl” show at the Hollywood Bowl

[Matthew Bass @Matthewseabass]

@CanucksArmy Maybe let's not start the game with a kid waving a white surrender flag!

[Variety @Variety]

Seth Rogen's Hollywood Bowl Show to Feature Ramy Youssef, Snoop Dogg, Janelle James and More Special Guests (EXCLUSIVE) https://t.co/gJbXA0tdBK

[Matthew Bass @Matthewseabass]

@MrShoBiz You've been dropping some 🔥lately!

[Matthew Bass @Matthewseabass]

@VanTheBrand We pitched on this TO Lionsgate in '21! And they were "under immense time pressure" to get it going.

[Matthew Bass @Matthewseabass]

@seanoconnz Start writing that immediately! Bad Santa meets Inglorious Basterds (maybe sprinkle in a little King Ralph)!

[LA Kings @LAKings]

.@Sethrogen was mic’d up for his puck drop & it was everything we could’ve asked for and more 😂