Matthew

[Matthew @Matthewtofu]

Optimus Prime Would Like His Copy of Flicka 2 on Bluray Back, Please

[Claire E. Aubin? @ceaubin]

I cannot stop thinking about this video

[⚡️スパイディ7はこちら⚡️ @7Spideycomics]

Why he look like Chip Zdarsky

[Kaguya Shihai @aetherforge0]

döner kebab made with cushions

[Rosie 🌷 @lozyrosie]

fuecoco and mudkip ko-fi request!

[nic @tensorbodega]

huge day for me

[grovy @grovymango]

Twitter user grovymango has decided to apply for the Canadian medically assisted death program.

[thizzical ✌︎ therapist @hellaclitean]

isn’t it nuts that there exists on this planet a genus of bovine that’s basically just a cow that likes to hang out in wet places? what a wonderful world.

[🎭 @deepfates]

The secret to riffing is being able to make a surprising connection faster than other people for this purpose. For this reason, I keep a reverse hashmap of all jokes I've ever heard, indexed by punchline. So I can find the joke in O(1) time

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[Pawp @FREETHETWOLVES]

niggas playing gang beasts

[Clementine♡ @queerboyclem]

used basmati rice for dinner instead of jasmine rice.

[GitHub @github]

We heard you. And we agree.

In light of recent developments in physical media, GitHub is proud to announce that you can now obtain your public repo on CD-ROM.

Keep it. Lend it to friends. Pass it on to your children.

Your code is physically yours, forever. Until you lose it, let's be real.

Order yours today.
https://t.co/z041pdMH7h

[Opera GX @operagxofficial]

imagine going through 7 years of law school for this

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

I completely understand where you’re coming from, but for a lot of gamers physical discs are the only way they could afford to play games because they could get them secondhand. You can also give games to your younger siblings Which is a great way to introduce them to the games you were playing.

Most importantly though, as we saw from PlayStation this past week, if the media we buy is only digital, it can be taken away from us at a moment’s notice with no recourse. Imagine that, one day your entire library of games could be deleted overnight because technically you don’t own it.

[Matthew @Matthewtofu]

@sinusoild He was on the tonight show recently it’s actually so fucked up

[23 @iiiii23iiii]

내 생일 색 볼 수 잇는 사이트.. 🎨🫰
https://t.co/iiE7D3ZNXf

[lex ❦ @atropalex]

whenever i hear ‘horseradish’ this is what i see in my head

[Ken Davis @KenDavi66334773]

Now that is a tough decision

[Matt @stealth_riot]

A trans flag that transitions we’ve been brutually outwoked by the da vinki twins