Ma-thigh-itches

I drum and make lame jokes

[Ma-thigh-itches @MatthiasEmory]

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[Ma-thigh-itches @MatthiasEmory]

Just found out the dude from iron man 2 bought Twitter…

[Ma-thigh-itches @MatthiasEmory]

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[Ma-thigh-itches @MatthiasEmory]

All marriage is is saying random things until you get a good reaction.

[Ma-thigh-itches @MatthiasEmory]

Raising Canes is only good on sundays

[Ma-thigh-itches @MatthiasEmory]

Yet nothing happens to the police officers that murder unarmed black men. Please, for love of god, vote him out.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

If you murder a police officer, you should receive the death penalty!

[Ma-thigh-itches @MatthiasEmory]

Standing up and fighting for people who are brutalized and killed because they are black. Challenging police departments that support and protect officers that commit murder. Hm, interesting view of “awful”.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

You are an absolutely awful human being