Matthias Winter

Sleep ain’t important. My grandpappy never slept and he was fine until he died young. Sleep needs to get over itself. Ford/Pabst/Kyle Busch #SleepDenier

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That’s fair if I get to place a sign in front of the White House.

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Yeah…but that ballroom is going to make up for it all.

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MAHA
“Make America Hotspot Again”

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Trying to prep for the first game of the season and prep to police the streets of Chicago must have been tough. Let’s go easy on @ArmyWP_Football. @TarletonFB #GoNavy

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Relax. “S&P” is just fancy talk for egg prices.

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I looking more for tips on how to retire with $38 and a Starbucks gift card.

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Guessing overconsumption. Desk, chair, bed, pile of laundry. Done.

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Have you had sex? Asking for Dave. #LoveIsBlind

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I’m beating the rush and applying early.

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Here’s hoping you played the balk, catcher’s interference, and 2 error inning parlay. #WorldSeries #Dodgers

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@IsabellaMDeLuca Gotcha. ✅ YES

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@McQuadeKG @IsabellaMDeLuca It’s likely an IV in the wrist…no less absurd.

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@Koreen68 @IsabellaMDeLuca Yes and yes and thank you.

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@PJtheDJinNYC @IsabellaMDeLuca 100% fake. Ask any obstetrician.

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Billionaire newspaper owners (LATimes/WashPo) are blocking Harris endorsements. I’m so happy that these men are using their vast resources and media control to look out for the little guy. I feel like they are one of us…they care!

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@IsabellaMDeLuca Exaggerated post, but the core here is Trump has no plan or frankly ability to control commodity prices. His presidency will not lower the cost of red meat.

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@ZaleskiLuke @IsabellaMDeLuca @corso4420 And Trump has no plan to make the cost of ground beef cheaper. This is not a direct result of presidential policies anyway. Global warming, post-COVID economic swings, global food prices…

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@justsaynotomm @TheGoodLiars That smile at the end…cue skin crawl.

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Thank you to my 30 followers. I can only assume you are here by mistake.

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The Diddy fallout has begun. #uva #Gohoos #wahoowa