Matt’s going 78 in a school zone

crippling alcoholic

[Fawf @Fawf_iguess]

dead jaywalkers can't reoffend

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

When you're in the middle of a good time and realize it's gonna be a memory soon

[bigsock @biggersocks]

how it feels to pick what to eat

[Swansta Truck 4,000,000 シ @swanstaforever]

Men used to be straight enough to play Tomb Raider and see a babe dual wielding pistols and doing backflips and go "fuck yeah"

[misa! @misak1nz]

when they make you feel like they actually enjoy talking to you

[Erick 🦔 @eruh_eruh]

I’m starting to become an important person at work

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

Gf on vacation so u know what that means… Shower Pepper

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Going to the ren fair while high off a 20mg edible and a little dragon puppet starts talking to me

[clayre slavery @gimpjugend]

Im so excited for gta 6 itll be the closest ill ever get to feeling what it feels like to kill someone

[๑⁠˙⁠❥ huikkieoke @malusdealer]

they're doing this to me tonight.

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

Grand Theft Auto VI (2026)

[Welsh_Turkey @Welsh_Turkey]

One more sleep

#GTAVI