Matt Peterson

i self identify as a flying purple people eater

[Matt Peterson @Matthockey7]

Just letting everyone know, my dick is still out for harambe

[Matt Peterson @Matthockey7]

@Cam_Hillerich10 Haha i know iv shown u the videos from MN forth of july. Im also bummed out 😔

[Matt Peterson @Matthockey7]

Me when my girlfriend calls but im out drinking with the boys

[Nicole @Nicole83617852]

I can’t talk right now I’m making piss

[Wyoming (MN) Police @wyomingpd]

Warming the squads up for a Police Escort. #goodbye2020

[emily fales @emilyannfales]

boys don’t mature. they just graduate from xbox to golf.

[Matt Peterson @Matthockey7]

@GraysonDeWolfe @the_1st_nole Flakes fun🤷🏻‍♂️

[Matt Peterson @Matthockey7]

War is just spicy dodgeball

[Matt Peterson @Matthockey7]

Do short people know that the more muscular they get, the shorter they look

[Matt Peterson @Matthockey7]

@buhcon I tripple dog dare you to reenlist

[Matt Peterson @Matthockey7]

Lmfao, no punishment at all for drinking and driving? Imagine if I was thinking about driving home from a bar and I knew the worst thing that would happen is I get pulled over and win a free uber

[Matt Peterson @Matthockey7]

@Cam_Hillerich10

[Matt Peterson @Matthockey7]

Two things that you cannot do= 1). Catch all of the fish.
2). Drink all of the beer.

But im going to keep trying my best

[Matt Peterson @Matthockey7]

Dont trust cops? Dont like how the govt is working? Cool now you have a reason to support the 2nd amendment

[Matt Peterson @Matthockey7]

Kinda sucks because once people started looting, they actually lost a lot of support. Almost everyone was behind you, but now they dont respect it because u wrecked ur own community

[Matt Peterson @Matthockey7]

Yet another violent, uncalled for, overuse of force by a corrupt group of police, and yall are finally starting to understand why people keep talkin about the boogaloo. This isnt “serving and protecting”

[Matt Peterson @Matthockey7]

I literally buy a new tube of chap stick every 2 days because im an irresponsible dummy head

[Matt Peterson @Matthockey7]

Id rather just pay the $300 ticket instead of putting a thin blue line sticker on my window

[Matt Peterson @Matthockey7]

@Lundy_9