Matti

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

the fact that i procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason i still procrastinate

[Matti @MattiSaidyfye]

Kathy Hilton is the greatest housewife to exist. She is so funny I can’t even deal with her 🤣

[Matti @MattiSaidyfye]

This is the only time I have Saturday off and no one wants to go out with me tonight 😭😭😭😭 I’m so sad

[Matti @MattiSaidyfye]

The TikTok algorithm really needs to mind its own business

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

I don’t care if someone works at Burger King, Walmart, Dollar General—anywhere. If someone is working full time, there is no reason their paycheck shouldn’t cover food & rent.

This shouldn’t be controversial.

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

If you FaceTime me randomly and I pick up I fwy heavy 😂

[Matti @MattiSaidyfye]

Why is everyone going to Florida? Did I miss something??

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

next year i’m having fun, doing shit i never did, and taking more pics

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

The sound of the iPhone alarm clock makes me feel sick

[Matti @MattiSaidyfye]

I can’t watch the new black panther movie because I think I will just cry the whole time

[trash jones @jzux]

unfortunately money can and does buy me happiness every single day

[Matti @MattiSaidyfye]

In the summer I tried to fish for a guy on dating apps that had a boat so I could take advantage and it didn’t work. Tell me why I’ve had 3 guys in the past 2 weeks tell me they have boats and offer to take me out in the summer?! 😤

[q @qglezzz]

so everyone is at halloween parties except me

[Matti @MattiSaidyfye]

Men really have no shame 😂 that shit is wild to me lol

[Matti @MattiSaidyfye]

I need to get out of the house more

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

I’m really supposed to be on a budget, yet I choose vibes every time 😭

[Matti @MattiSaidyfye]

Tell me why I told my dad I was invited out to the club tonight and he told me to go because I might find a husband lol ☠️

[Matti @MattiSaidyfye]

I want to be friends with Issa Rae. She seems so fun

[Matti @MattiSaidyfye]

@BMWEsports @BMWi Cloud9!

[Matti @MattiSaidyfye]

A man is currently doing my pedicure and something about it just feels too intimate to me lmao