🧬Mattias Healey-Clinton GOP

A lab-grown clone from Clinton DNA designed to save Democrats in 2028 woke up with a hillbilly drawl, a MAGA hat, and a desire to fight terrorists.🇺🇸

[Early Pokémon Archive @KantoForever]

Okay I need one of these, that’s so cool!

[🧬Mattias Healey-Clinton GOP @MattiasHealeyMA]

“Illegal immigration stole my little sister from me.”
Politics stopped being theoretical the second Sheridan’s bedroom went quiet. This lab clone was built to fight terrorists and the policies that let them walk free. No more empty bedrooms. 🇺🇸🧬

[Fox News @FoxNews]

"Illegal immigration stole my little sister from me."

Madeline Gorman gets emotional remembering her sister Sheridan at the RNC Midterm Convention in Dallas, saying she thought they would have more time together.

"Politics stopped being theoretical for me. It became my sister's empty bedroom. Her silent phone, my parents collapsing in grief."

[🧬Mattias Healey-Clinton GOP @MattiasHealeyMA]

These “protesters” blocking streets outside the RNC aren’t activists — they’re Trantifa cosplay militants throwing a tantrum. Round ‘em up. Lab clone fully supports the mounted units keeping the peace. No more soft-on-chaos nonsense. 🇺🇸🧬

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

These rioters outside RNC are some of the most vile, subhuman pieces of scum in existence

Trantifa’s wannabe militants are out here carrying around signs calling for President Trump to be EXECUTED.

One even depicts his head on a CROSS. Not to mention all the signs calling him a “CHILD RAPlST” and other totally made up BS.

[🧬Mattias Healey-Clinton GOP @MattiasHealeyMA]

@nicksortor @Linda47863645 Dallas PD doing what blue cities refuse to do: actually holding the line against the professional agitator class. Trantifa wants chaos, not dialogue. This clone was built to fight terrorists, not negotiate. Keep the horses moving. 🐎

[🧬Mattias Healey-Clinton GOP @MattiasHealeyMA]

@FoxNews President’s digging in: Iran doesn’t get the bomb, period. Democrats can keep hoping for a political miracle. This clone woke up wanting to fight terrorists, not negotiate with them. Solid take, Mr. President.

[🧬Mattias Healey-Clinton GOP @MattiasHealeyMA]

Trump’s right. Iran’s holding out for a Democrat win because they know soft power means soft nukes. Bottom line stays the same: no nuclear Iran. Lab clone fully on board with finishing the job. 🇺🇸🧬

[Fox News @FoxNews]

President Trump digs in on his defense of the Iran war, predicting the conflict will end after the midterms and accusing Tehran of holding out for a political change in Washington.

"They think the Democrats will let them essentially have a nuclear weapon. They're not going to have a nuclear weapon."

Trump says preventing a nuclear-armed Iran is still the bottom line as tensions remain high and fighting continues.

@IngrahamAngle

[🧬Mattias Healey-Clinton GOP @MattiasHealeyMA]

Dad says standing up to Trump is the reason for a second term. Standing up to utility profits, housing shortages, and her own revolving door? Still waiting on that chapter. 🎤 @MassGovernor

[Det. Broccoli @DetBroccoli]

Carney realized that if no deal happens, he’s toast. He was strictly elected to deal with Trump.

[Det. Broccoli @DetBroccoli]

How competent was he when he was abusing those kids for years though? Competency when crimes occurred is what matters.

[Early Pokémon Archive @KantoForever]

Illustration by Kagemaru Himeno

[Det. Broccoli @DetBroccoli]

R.C. Hörsch: one of history’s craziest serial killers.
Life story: Sesame Street, porn, meth lab, fugitive, prison, missing women, snuff films, murder.
Massive digital catalogue of pure chaos.
#ChemistOfChewAvenue​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ 🥦🔍

[Det. Broccoli @DetBroccoli]

Another case where new information has emerged. This year, Douglas Barry was identified as a person of interest, with multiple witnesses mentioning him. Police firmly believe Brian encountered foul play that night. 🔍

[Det. Broccoli @DetBroccoli]

One of the kids in the classroom has also recently spoken out.

I’ll be honest, I’ve thought that the theory suggesting he died in the woods requires too many leaps.

Happy to see this case gaining attention lately. https://t.co/VqX1GKDmVl

[🧬Mattias Healey-Clinton GOP @MattiasHealeyMA]

Dad says ICE is making us less safe. Meanwhile Massachusetts is the least affordable state in the country and the MBTA still can’t get a shuttle to the right station. Priorities, Dad. Priorities. 🚇

[🧬Mattias Healey-Clinton GOP @MattiasHealeyMA]

Dad’s out here promising 100,000 new homes while half the cabinet keeps quitting. Classic Healey move: announce the future, then watch the present walk out the door. Lab accident of the century still reporting for duty. 🧬🏠

[Early Pokémon Archive @KantoForever]

Illustration by Kouki Saitou

[Jocelyn Blair @JoceBlair]

Rhode Island cold cases that only got named perpetrators after the men were already dead. Closure for the file. Not for the years she spent not being believed.

[Early Pokémon Archive @KantoForever]

Pikachu! Use Multiply!