Matthew Irico

My name is Matthew Irico.....Im kind of a big deal!

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#Verizon5GHomeFTW #Sweepstakes

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At what point does my beard become a 5 o'clock shadow?

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That moment when you go to your 8 am class only to find out that you dont have class.... #couldhavesleptin

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How did my teacher return papers today? Via paper airplanes!

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Why go to zaxbys? Because you see someones car on fire @LukeByrum

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Why does everyone do what Simon says? #curious

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My brother and I's easter tradition continues #suitup

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Second attempt for my roommates to scar me #nosuccessagain

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Woke up to my roommates trying to scare me #theyfailed

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Who goes to a gas station to hits the slots #theguyijustsaw

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I am a man of many quotes

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Drove to school today, then forgot that i did.....and walked home #fail

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The early bird does get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese #lifechanging

[Matthew Irico @Mattithegreat]

Some wake up to the sound of alarm clocks, but i woke up to the sound of connor banging the ice tray trying to get coffee ice cubes

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Got locked out of my house, no worries i can call my housemates #nooneanswered

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#EsuranceSave30

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Who doesnt enjoy a good slap bet? #himym

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Why is free food just that much better

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Pancakes, eggs, sausage, and bacon walk into a bar, the bartender says, "hey! We dont serve breakfast here!" #jokesfrommyphysicsteacher

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It's 11:59 on December 31, 2013.....I have been waiting all year to say that